TJ vs Relic

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commachio1 said:
TJ v Relic.......the re match.

After the shame of knocking himself out with his own zimmer frame Relic is back. Hungry for revenge.

After watching his collection of football videos from the 1930s when men were men. Relic reckons hes got TJ number this time.

No zimmer frame this time. All them hours lifting mugs of horlicks have made him feel stronger and fitter. So much so that he even woke up with a semi on one morning.

The battle commences. Terry is finding it hard not to laugh. 'Come on you ****ing slug.' He chirps.

Relic advances at a steady one kilometre per hour. Bloodshot eyes (probably from all his pipe smoke).

Terry awaits as he has decided to end this oncr and for all.

Then blackness and girls giggling.

Terry awakes. He is strapped to a chair. Relic has aquired the services of the SAFC ladies team. Some of them are on the rag. Terry is fearful at this point.

'You want proof. Well do you. You Manc ****head?'

Then TJ see.s the gk take out a set of hot hair irons. He knows what is coming. The heat on his bellend was intense. His ball sack even worse. But nothing compared to the shrill of these evil banshre.s.

Relic looks pleased with himself.

'Finish the manc ****head of girls'

Those were his final words. As he then slipped on a Charlie Hurley sticker. Discarded by one of them bloody kids.

He never did regain conciousness. Nobody know what happened to TJ.

Rumours that he was devoured spread. But there was also talk that aftet the removal of his genitals he decided to join the banshees. He now plays midfield for SAFC ladies
under the name of Beth Goodtits.

Result void.
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All I could think of is this <laugh>

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Billy Cattermole said:
Them Thai twats have let me out but took me to Laos.
I'll find that ****ing Marine one day. I'm on the hunt yer ****.
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Well ya missed ya ****ing chance last night. I left the safety of the gogo to watch that debacle of a game.

However be warned. I have recruited some ladyboys who are willing to fill you up.

I also plan to hire Tees as my henchman/hitman in my battle against yourself. Jerry the vixen and Tel AKA Beth Goodtits.
 
commachio1 said:
Well ya missed ya ****ing chance last night. I left the safety of the gogo to watch that debacle of a game.

However be warned. I have recruited some ladyboys who are willing to fill you up.

I also plan to hire Tees as my henchman/hitman in my battle against yourself. Jerry the vixen and Tel AKA Beth Goodtits.
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Frank Malony has offered to set up a bout between thee & me in Tel Aviv.
I have Joe, Roger & welder in my corner.
Fancy it?
 
Billy Cattermole said:
Frank Malony has offered to set up a bout between thee & me in Tel Aviv.
I have Joe, Roger & welder in my corner.
Fancy it?
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Whatever. Joe got done of a redhead slut. Welder had only one nut as the doctor couldnt save the other. Terry/Beth may appear and the vixen with the stilletos is your saviour.

Ive now got Tees. Armed with a big mac. So lets get it on.

But i hearQWOP is planning a visit with an oxford dictionary and 15 estranged milfs. This worries me more.
 
commachio1 said:
Whatever. Joe got done of a redhead slut. Welder had only one nut as the doctor couldnt save the other. Terry/Beth may appear and the vixen with the stilletos is your saviour.

Ive now got Tees. Armed with a big mac. So lets get it on.

But i hearQWOP is planning a visit with an oxford dictionary and 15 estranged milfs. This worries me more.
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In case you forgot, you killed me off.

Thanks for that.

****er.

I know who my mates are.
 
commachio1 said:
Whatever. Joe got done of a redhead slut. Welder had only one nut as the doctor couldnt save the other. Terry/Beth may appear and the vixen with the stilletos is your saviour.

Ive now got Tees. Armed with a big mac. So lets get it on.

But i hearQWOP is planning a visit with an oxford dictionary and 15 estranged milfs. This worries me more.
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<monster><laugh>.
 
Comm uses his height, weight & reach advantage & twats Billy right in the nose, spattering it all over the lads face.
Jerry takes umbridge with this this & twats Comm over the head with a six inch stiletto whilst in a neutral corner.
The big marine has blood in his eyes & can't see too well.
Round six & Billy takes advantage. He puts Comm on his arse with a swift left hook followed by an upper cut right on the button.
Both men are worn out to **** & both camps chuck the towel in at the same time thus another re match is required.
 
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Billy Cattermole said:
Comm uses his height, weight & reach advantage & twats Billy right in the nose, spattering it all over the lads face.
Jerry takes umbridge with this this & twats Comm over the head with a six inch stiletto whilst in a neutral corner.
The big marine has blood in his eyes & can't see too well.
Round six & Billy takes advantage. He puts Comm on his arse with a swift left hook followed by an upper cut right on the button.
Both men are worn out to **** & both camps chuck the towel in at the same time thus another re match is required.
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You got the ending wrong
I swap the stilletos for chunky wedges. Use one each to twat you and Comm round the head.
Both knocked out and I win :emoticon-0165-muscl
 
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