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TJ vs Relic

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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Aye. <wah>
     
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  2. Brian Storm

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    It's she know she can beat Thalidomide clowns at most things.
     
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  3. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    All I could think of is this <laugh>

     
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  4. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Them Thai twats have let me out but took me to Laos.
    I'll find that ****ing Marine one day. I'm on the hunt yer ****.
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Well ya missed ya ****ing chance last night. I left the safety of the gogo to watch that debacle of a game.

    However be warned. I have recruited some ladyboys who are willing to fill you up.

    I also plan to hire Tees as my henchman/hitman in my battle against yourself. Jerry the vixen and Tel AKA Beth Goodtits.
     
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  6. Billy Death

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    Frank Malony has offered to set up a bout between thee & me in Tel Aviv.
    I have Joe, Roger & welder in my corner.
    Fancy it?
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Whatever. Joe got done of a redhead slut. Welder had only one nut as the doctor couldnt save the other. Terry/Beth may appear and the vixen with the stilletos is your saviour.

    Ive now got Tees. Armed with a big mac. So lets get it on.

    But i hearQWOP is planning a visit with an oxford dictionary and 15 estranged milfs. This worries me more.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    In case you forgot, you killed me off.

    Thanks for that.

    ****er.

    I know who my mates are.
     
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  9. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    <monster><laugh>.
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Debatabbble Beth
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Who in the name of Greek Buggery, is Beth?
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You. With nee balls. Trelic had tm lobbed of.
    .kerp up



    Im fucjrf now. So past carikng.
     
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  13. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Eye sea komm haz inverted a knew lankwaje.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Dint firget im a man who speaks maby languaged. Just cabt type on a ****ing phonf.

    ****faced
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Now seems a good time for Billy vs Comm... He's on the ropes.
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    Bam, right hook. Bam, left upper cut.
    Billy the southpaw keeps the jab going toying with the big marine like a cat with a mouse as Jerry urges him to go for the kill.
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ropes. String. Handcufhx

    You habe a lot to lern my new disciplr
     
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  18. Nathan Brazil

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    I'm pleased I don't go on the interweb that often.
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    Comm uses his height, weight & reach advantage & twats Billy right in the nose, spattering it all over the lads face.
    Jerry takes umbridge with this this & twats Comm over the head with a six inch stiletto whilst in a neutral corner.
    The big marine has blood in his eyes & can't see too well.
    Round six & Billy takes advantage. He puts Comm on his arse with a swift left hook followed by an upper cut right on the button.
    Both men are worn out to **** & both camps chuck the towel in at the same time thus another re match is required.
     
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  20. Jerry the Jinx

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    You got the ending wrong
    I swap the stilletos for chunky wedges. Use one each to twat you and Comm round the head.
    Both knocked out and I win :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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