Title race

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Who will be champions in May?


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Because I don’t want Liverpool to win it, Everton fans will say the same thing as me as well, Liverpool winning it would be bad for me, Sky, The press and media wouldn’t stop going on a It, Calling it a miracle, Despite them spending a lot of money as well.
 
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Imagine that gurning cheerleader if they win it? Oh Lordy.

They’ll wheel out every Kopite from the last 30 years who’s still drawing breath & no doubt reference a fair few who aren’t. Sky will do an hour long special on the hunt for the Holy Grail & the usual suspects - Carra, Sourness, McManaman & ****ing Thommo will be constantly frotting themselves over a ‘new PL order’.

It’ll be too much even for the most moderate neutral, please reconsider brothers, stand with me.

<laugh>
 
Imagine that gurning cheerleader if they win it? Oh Lordy.

They’ll wheel out every Kopite from the last 30 years who’s still drawing breath & no doubt reference a fair few who aren’t. Sky will do an hour long special on the hunt for the Holy Grail & the usual suspects - Carra, Sourness, McManaman & ****ing Thommo will be constantly frotting themselves over a ‘new PL order’.

It’ll be too much even for the most moderate neutral, please reconsider brothers, stand with me.

<laugh>



Sounds ****ing hilarious actually.

Gerry And The Pacemakers will be earning a fortune in royalties, if any of them are still alive.
 
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Phil Thompson will come out with a line like “dis isn’t just any ordinary title win, dis is a Liverpool title win” and then pause dramatically like he’s said something profound. All Liverpool fans will nod knowingly while dreaming of da catheeeeedral while everyone else on the planet will wonder what the **** the old fraggle is on about.

Dark times.
 
Because I don’t want Liverpool to win it, Everton fans will say the same thing as me as well, Liverpool winning it would be bad for me, Sky, The press and media wouldn’t stop going on a It, Calling it a miracle, Despite them spending a lot of money as well.

Imagine how many hits your video would get though. You could pay for the damp to be sorted.
 
Because I don’t want Liverpool to win it, Everton fans will say the same thing as me as well, Liverpool winning it would be bad for me, Sky, The press and media wouldn’t stop going on a It, Calling it a miracle, Despite them spending a lot of money as well.

Erm how do you think fans of Liverpool have felt over the past 20 years?

Get a grip.
 
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Lol at @Tel still weighing up his options:

(A) Eating a **** sandwich whilst being repeatedly kicked in the bollocks.
(B) Drinking a pint of vomit whilst having his bellend filed down with a cheese grater
 
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Thought City would win it ... up until now ...
City have much tougher fixtures ... United at Old Trafford aside, we seem to like playing City for some reason and it would be some irony if a team managed by Brenda ends up virtually handing the title to Liverpool ...
 
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