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[Grifter]

Have the drama queens ever had anything original, accurate or funny to say?

People stopped churning out the tired old clichés, years back, one they realised they looked stupid doing it.

Let's face it, DQPR exist in a place where the most notable feature was a sheep herders bush ffs.

No wonder they regularly get picked as the biggest nobheads on football forums.


Maulled, still catching the thick and unwary.

Proud as **** of it, but the ones it's aimed at will never understand why.

That's it DMD mate, you keep editing your response there. Maybe you'll stumble across something wittier than "sheep herders bush" sooner or later. You'll get a few giggles in the playground with that one tomorrow

You mad bro?

What are you, 15? How does a side "survive" relegation by the way. I think you probably meant "avoid", but your hull-levels of education deserted you.
Still; we bounced straight back up. Thanks for the gratitude anyway though- you'll be following our lead this season.

 

[DMD]

Hull tigers ........ Says it all, didn't even have the bolloks to stand up for your teams name
That sounds pathetic some marketing bullshit getting bent over by the owner . You must be ashamed surely to be called that any one would think your some naff rugby league side ...

That really is feeble bait. 1/10 for finding your way here, and that's generous.

 

[Party Hull!]

Who's created a couple of pretend Drama accounts for a laugh then?

These are blatant.

 

[DMD]

That's it DMD mate, you keep editing your response there. Maybe you'll stumble across something wittier than "sheep herders bush" sooner or later. You'll get a few giggles in the playground with that one tomorrow




What are you, 15? How does a side "survive" relegation by the way. I think you probably meant "avoid", but your hull-levels of education deserted you.
Still; we bounced straight back up. Thanks for the gratitude anyway though- you'll be following our lead this season.

You're ****e at this aren't you.

I remember DQPR trying to get the media and London clubs kicking against us, but finding out they all thought DQPR were to cringe worthy to be associated with.

 

[AKCJ]

Piss off Grifter. This spots taken.

 

[Grifter]

On to overspending:
Chris Samba: £12.5m
SWP: £6.5m
Matt Phillips: £5m

And many, many others, mainly on sky-high wages (*cough LAUNDERING*).

I'll give you SWP, but that's Kia Joorabchian's fault more than anyone's.
We got all our money back on samba, so the gamble looked a very shrewd piece of business.
Matt Phillips was looking great before his injury, and I'm sure he'll be back with a vengeance to tear you boys a new one in 3 weeks.

Our owner's fantastic; down to earth, transparent, accessible. He's been for pints in the local area with fans after games. The briatore regime is well behind us- and we've got a humorous DVD commemorating his time to boot. The most you'll have after Allem leaves is a CCTV clip of him taking a dump in the club trophy cabinet (unintentionally improving it in the process).

 

[DMD]

Piss off Grifter. This spots taken.

Does he improve at all, or is 'piss poor' his upper limit?

Grifter, just an outdated childs toy.

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[Grifter]

Piss off Grifter. This spots taken.

I remember DQPR trying to get the media and London clubs kicking against us, but finding out they all thought DQPR were to cringe worthy to be associated with.

This is like something from the cryptic crossword. Wtf are you talking about? Are you okay...do you need a lie down?

Does he improve at all, or is 'piss poor' his upper limit?

Grifter, just an outdated childs toy.

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Steady on granddad, I've never seen one of those in my life

 

[DMD]

Does he improve at all, or is 'piss poor' his upper limit?

Grifter, just an outdated childs toy.

Seems to have answered himself. He peaked at piss poor and is spiraling downwards...

 

[Cortez91]

What are you, 15? How does a side "survive" relegation by the way. I think you probably meant "avoid", but your hull-levels of education deserted you.
Still; we bounced straight back up. Thanks for the gratitude anyway though- you'll be following our lead this season.

15? No.

Educated? Yes. (You missed a question mark by the way chap. What was that about education again? )

Angry. No that's still you. Kicking off because somebody didn't like your stadium.

You 'survive' relegation by being in the bottom three and getting out (Sunderland). 'Avoid' is never going in there in the first place (like us). Subtle difference. Well done on coming back up though.

Have a break and stop taking things so angrily. We're here for a bit of fun; you should try it.

 

[Jqpr]

Chris samba we sold for what we paid
Matt Phillips is young and hungry , only his shoulder injury kept him bk
Swp at the time was a decent player but ill give you that he has tailed off and has been a let down

Unlike us you are who you are , you must have been a very horrible person in a before life because to be cursed with being born in hull or the surrounding areas is indeed a very unlucky card to be dealt .

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Chris samba we sold for what we paid
Matt Phillips is young and hungry , only his shoulder injury kept him bk
Swp at the time was a decent player but ill give you that he has tailed off and has been a let down

Unlike us you are who you are , you must have been a very horrible person in a before life because to be cursed with being born in hull or the surrounding areas is indeed a very unlucky card to be dealt .

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[Party Hull!]

Why are these superior beings from London, with all their wealth and higher education, unable to write coherently?

It's a strange one.

 

[Jqpr]

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It's a cold truth I know

 

[balkan tiger]

Chris samba we sold for what we paid
Matt Phillips is young and hungry , only his shoulder injury kept him bk
Swp at the time was a decent player but ill give you that he has tailed off and has been a let down

Unlike us you are who you are , you must have been a very horrible person in a before life because to be cursed with being born in hull or the surrounding areas is indeed a very unlucky card to be dealt .

Strange thing to say !! We are who we are and we live with it.Who are you some kind of Jekyll and Hyde character or a cross-dresser by night.

 

[Grifter]

15? No.

Educated? Yes. (You missed a question mark by the way chap. What was that about education again? )

Angry. No that's still you. Kicking off because somebody didn't like your stadium.

You 'survive' relegation by being in the bottom three and getting out (Sunderland). 'Avoid' is never going in there in the first place (like us). Subtle difference. Well done on coming back up though.

Have a break and stop taking things so angrily. We're here for a bit of fun; you should try it.

You're conflating "relegation" and "relegation zone", old bean. It's sweet that you put the effort into concocting above's nonsense on my behalf- but it really is 'reaching'.
Are you telling me that clubs who've been in the bottom 3 can't 'avoid' relegation? I'm fairly sure that's what S'land did last season.
I'm not angry at all. I'm giving you some reasoned, well thought-out analysis of your club from a 3rd person perspective. The lack of appreciation is quite startling to be honest

 

[balkan tiger]

You're conflating "relegation" and "relegation zone", old bean. It's sweet that you put the effort into concocting above's nonsense on my behalf- but it really is 'reaching'.
Are you telling me that clubs who've been in the bottom 3 can't 'avoid' relegation? I'm fairly sure that's what S'land did last season.
I'm not angry at all. I'm giving you some reasoned, well thought-out analysis of your club from a 3rd person perspective. The lack of appreciation is quite startling to be honest

You are Greater Garbo and I claim my five pounds.

 

[mostynthecat]

Oh joy - we've got more ill educated cockneys to look forward to between now and the 1st game. Yeah - Kingston-Upon-Hull in the East Riding of Yorkshire is such a dump and no-one in their right mind would award it Capital of Culture in 2017 (Oh, sorry Mr Redmond - you did), or spend at least 3 years at the University in the city (Wikipedia it - to the 2 cockney fans, quite a list of the great and the good, if you ignore Sarah Greene). And our billionaire is not as rich as your billionaire - probably why we aren't funding the wages of a certain Rio Ferdinand. We have signed good young British talent - probably some of Old Harry's targets in the list we signed

 

[Happy Tiger]

Our owner's fantastic; down to earth, transparent, accessible. He's been for pints in the local area with fans after games. The briatore regime is well behind us- and we've got a humorous DVD commemorating his time to boot. The most you'll have after Allem leaves is a CCTV clip of him taking a dump in the club trophy cabinet (unintentionally improving it in the process).

In that case, why don't you try giving peas a chance and stop being so angry?

You'll find us much more welcoming and happy to chat if you just dip in.

Stop with the tired clichés too, you won't find any of us trotting out the same for London, or the M25 or...oh wait, still, rise above it, be the better man/young adult. We'd respect that.

 

[FILEYseadog]

HULL CITY

YORKSHIRES NUMBER 1 CLUB.

QPR.

JUST A SMALL CLUB IN LONDON.

we do not give a **** what YOU think of us .

Why would we ?