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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Sep 22, 2019.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Wouldn't matter if ya dead.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    im just worried about looking a **** on faceybookshite<laugh>
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I reckon that walking sleeping bag thing would be a ****ing fire hazard. I could defo see myself setting light to myself sitting round a campfire in one of those monstrosities. There's no way you'd be able to get the ****er off before it melted to your skin either.

    You'd look like a crispy burnt ****.

    I'm out.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>. funny thing is, you may even like this.

     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    No

    it was ****.

    Thanks anyway <laugh>
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    well **** you, you walking sleeping bag gimp.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Lol. I do like a bit of Rockabilly

    But not that.

    Yeah **** that walking sleeping bag ****e. The thing down here atm (and I suspect at most coastal towns where there are watersports) are Dryrobes. They are basically a towel. But one with a hood and holes for your arms. They've given it a fancy name and the ****in things cost around £200 !

    Gullible ****ers. Spot the tourist, they'll be wearing a Dryrobe.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    stay dry, buy gortex, simples.
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Dryrobe.thats all I got in a very long **** that **** I ain't reading that **** post.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Goretex is ****. Keeps you dry(ish) in winter then the sand starts to build up between the goretex liner and the sole making the trainer unusable. Only way to get on is to rip out the liner. Job done.
     
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    Go and wipe yer jacksy on some 50 grit sandpaper then.
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Fuk you, you know jak.
    Southern surfer ****.
     
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    [QUOTE="Schlem Boogerman, post: 14853397, member: 1004490"]Goretex is ****. Keeps you dry(ish) in winter then the sand starts to build up between the goretex liner and the sole making the trainer unusable. Only way to get on is to rip out the liner. Job done.[/QUOTE]

    <laugh><laugh>.
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    You just said Goretex is **** ya ****in philistine.

    Bet norvern ****s like you smear whale fat on their bodies to keep warm.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Seriously its ****. U less of course you're walking down CHELSEA High Street then it's @Tobes boss.
     
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    Nah bullshine. I've got two pairs of goretex shoes and they are ****ing brilliant. I use one for cycling and it's kept my feet dry in some ****in biblical downpours. And the others I use for walking. Mixture of mud, wet grass, wet rock, etc again dry feet. Wouldn't be withough them

    Maybe ya just a freak or sumink ?
     
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  17. Commachio

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    flem slaggin gortex<laugh>
     
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    @Chief

    What does that Mountain equipment gear come up like size wise ? Does it run true to size

    Tried on a Montane jacket the other day in XL and I swear it was designed for a 12 year old boy.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I wear XL and it's all comfortable.

    I'd say they are about right, British made so British sizes.
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Going back to this, it's top end so could be seen as being on the pricey side. Get what you pay for i reckon and lasts forever so you get your money's worth but still.

    If you fancy top quality budget instead, another British made manufacturer is Sprayway. Their waterproofs are good gear.
     
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