Off Topic This is the time I like to call the 'gentlemen' hour

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I think A----definatly not the little geordie would be the ideal person for you to join up with, you seem to have so much in common.
Maybe he would although sadly I never get to speak to him. Strangely as soon as I log on he appears to log off and vice versa.
Also from what I have gathered he is rather sophisticated and has a mustache an top hat unlike me and we all know people like that don't watch anime porn
 
Well, this seems like a rather upmarket thread, very sophisticated.

Just to add the earlier drinks discussion, I'm currently imbibing a bottle of Cobra, not the best, but most definitely not the worst.

Oh and I do neither of the two things mentioned.
 
Well, this seems like a rather upmarket thread, very sophisticated.

Just to add the earlier drinks discussion, I'm currently imbibing a bottle of Cobra, not the best, but most definitely not the worst.

Oh and I do neither of the two things mentioned.

That means you're 62% more likely to have had more than one sexual partner in the last 6 months. I know everything about you <stalker>
 
Morning, chaps. How **** are England? Even these under-21s are ****ing woeful! Henderson has a worse touch and worse passing than me. I'm not even kidding either
 
Morning, chaps. How **** are England? Even these under-21s are ****ing woeful! Henderson has a worse touch and worse passing than me. I'm not even kidding either

The England team didn't get off to the best start in the women's world cup either. They drew with Mexico I think.
 
So are our darts players. Wanna know why? We're basically the only ****ers that play it. Take any world sport and we're **** at it :(

EDIT: Except rowing, and that's not even a ****ing sport
I think it was Hugh Dennis that said at least the GB athletes are the best on the planet at rowing and cycling. Usain Bolts got no chance against a cheetah and Micheal Phelps would lose to a shark but try putting an otter on a bike <laugh>
 
Good effort, what on?.. I worked out the other day that Im £20 up on the casino at the moment, not bad since the times iv been in there iv been wasted!
 
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