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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Chappaz, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    Do we have to pair up with someone in the other group?
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jun 28, 2011
  2. Sir Bobby

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    What creep would think that up? You have something wrong with you, man
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jun 28, 2011
  3. Agent Bruce

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    I think A----definatly not the little geordie would be the ideal person for you to join up with, you seem to have so much in common.
     
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  4. TheLittleGeordie

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    Maybe he would although sadly I never get to speak to him. Strangely as soon as I log on he appears to log off and vice versa.
    Also from what I have gathered he is rather sophisticated and has a mustache an top hat unlike me and we all know people like that don't watch anime porn
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Definitely one of those people.

    Those people?
     
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  6. Sir Bobby

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    What tha ****?! Racist muthafucka
     
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    Well, this seems like a rather upmarket thread, very sophisticated.

    Just to add the earlier drinks discussion, I'm currently imbibing a bottle of Cobra, not the best, but most definitely not the worst.

    Oh and I do neither of the two things mentioned.
     
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  8. The Situation

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    That means you're 62% more likely to have had more than one sexual partner in the last 6 months. I know everything about you <stalker>
     
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    What's this sex thing that I hear people talking about?
     
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  11. A----definatly not the little geordie

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    I feel I will fit in brilliantly on this thread. Not only do I have a mustache and top hat but I watch anime porn, piss in the shower and have had more than 2 sexual partners in the last 6 months
     
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    A----definatly not the little geordie, Jun 28, 2011
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    hey, that's a great photo of Omar Epps <whistle>
     
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  13. Sir Bobby

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Sir Bobby

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    Morning, chaps. How **** are England? Even these under-21s are ****ing woeful! Henderson has a worse touch and worse passing than me. I'm not even kidding either
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jun 29, 2011
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    The England team didn't get off to the best start in the women's world cup either. They drew with Mexico I think.
     
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    Chappaz, Jun 29, 2011
  16. TheLittleGeordie

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    Cricket team seem to be doing alright though, just watching the highlights now
     
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  17. Sir Bobby

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    So are our darts players. Wanna know why? We're basically the only ****ers that play it. Take any world sport and we're **** at it :(

    EDIT: Except rowing, and that's not even a ****ing sport
     
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  18. TheLittleGeordie

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    I think it was Hugh Dennis that said at least the GB athletes are the best on the planet at rowing and cycling. Usain Bolts got no chance against a cheetah and Micheal Phelps would lose to a shark but try putting an otter on a bike <laugh>
     
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    Morning lads, just won a tenner at the casino :D (every little helps)
     
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  20. The Situation

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    Good effort, what on?.. I worked out the other day that Im £20 up on the casino at the moment, not bad since the times iv been in there iv been wasted!
     
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