Off Topic This is the time I like to call the 'gentlemen' hour

[Donkey Toon]

Loads of my mates left a few creates at my flat the other night, so im now on the sofa drinking stubbies from Asda watching the Mitchell and Webb Look, although someone has literally left a little bottle of single malt scotch..since this is a gentlemans thread I am now tempted to open it for effect

Hmm lager with single malt chasers. Like your style!

 

[Arfa's Left Foot]

Loads of my mates left a few creates at my flat the other night, so im now on the sofa drinking stubbies from Asda watching the Mitchell and Webb Look, although someone has literally left a little bottle of single malt scotch..since this is a gentlemans thread I am now tempted to open it for effect

Open the scotch, anything to make Mitchell and Webb seem funny...

 

[Agent Bruce]

I'm sat on the same settee as I was last night - just on the right side instead of the left

Is that so your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing?

 

[Agent Bruce]

By the way, what is it doing?

 

[AH]

Is that so your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing?

By the way, what is it doing?

Well,

The girlfriend has packed her bags and gone - just because of my fetish with touching pasta.

I'm feeling canneloni right now.

 

[Dr. Lucien Sanchez]

Just watching Bear Grylls tuck into some snails. I would hate to know what his stomach is like the day after.

 

[Donkey Toon]

Just watching Jackass Number Two. Guy had his dick inside a sock that looked like a mouse. He stuck it through a glory hole into a snake tank and a snake bit it.

These guys are fooking mental. Why would anybody do that?

 

[The Situation]

Hmm lager with single malt chasers. Like your style!

Not everyone can pull it off! aha

Open the scotch, anything to make Mitchell and Webb seem funny...

True, Im stuck between a rock and a hard place, its either that or How I met your mother....... Now I think about it weres the Vodka!!

 

[Donkey Toon]

Well,

The girlfriend has packed her bags and gone - just because of my fetish with touching pasta.

I'm feeling canneloni right now.

Penne letter of apology. She'll forgive you!

 

[Arfa's Left Foot]

Just watching Jackass Number Two. Guy had his dick inside a sock that looked like a mouse. He stuck it through a glory hole into a snake tank and a snake bit it.

These guys are fooking mental. Why would anybody do that?

I'm intrigued as to why a snake tank has a glory hole

 

[Ameobi's Apprentice]

Earphones in and watching ITV. Babestation is on now though . . .

 

[overseasTOON]

Just finished testing new software. It's still ****ed...

Time for bed. Night all

 

[Agent Bruce]

Is that cruelty to mice or snakes?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Night oT.

 

[AH]

Penne letter of apology. She'll forgive you!

Ahh, the pasta jokes are all coming out now
Some of them are just a bit fusilli though
(very bad one...)

 

[Chappaz]

I'd love to stay and chat during gentlemen's hour tonight chaps but I must retire to bed early (by my standards at least). I have a busy day tomorrow of doing work, going to the gym and then taking my lady to that Kings of Leon gig, and then some sex

For anyone who is staying up, Jackass number 2 is starting on Film 4+1 now.

Cheerio.

 

[Donkey Toon]

Is that cruelty to mice or snakes?

I don't think either of them enjoyed it to be fair, so probably both!

 

[Ameobi's Apprentice]

I want to see the new Jackass only for the high 5 prank, looks mental.

 

[The Situation]

I'm intrigued as to why a snake tank has a glory hole

One of the mysteries of life!

 

[The Situation]

Earphones in and watching ITV. Babestation is on now though . . .

hhmmm

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