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Off Topic This is the time I like to call the 'gentlemen' hour

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  1. Donkey Toon

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    Hmm lager with single malt chasers. Like your style!
     
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  2. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Open the scotch, anything to make Mitchell and Webb seem funny...
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    Is that so your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing?
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    By the way, what is it doing?
     
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  5. AH

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    :bandit:

    Well,

    The girlfriend has packed her bags and gone - just because of my fetish with touching pasta.

    I'm feeling canneloni right now.
     
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  6. Dr. Lucien Sanchez

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    Just watching Bear Grylls tuck into some snails. I would hate to know what his stomach is like the day after.
     
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  7. Donkey Toon

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    Just watching Jackass Number Two. Guy had his dick inside a sock that looked like a mouse. He stuck it through a glory hole into a snake tank and a snake bit it.

    These guys are fooking mental. Why would anybody do that? <laugh>
     
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    Not everyone can pull it off! aha

    True, Im stuck between a rock and a hard place, its either that or How I met your mother....... Now I think about it weres the Vodka!!
     
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  9. Donkey Toon

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    Penne letter of apology. She'll forgive you! :)
     
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  10. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I'm intrigued as to why a snake tank has a glory hole <laugh>
     
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    Earphones in and watching ITV. Babestation is on now though . . .
     
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  12. overseasTOON

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    Just finished testing new software. It's still ****ed...

    Time for bed. Night all
     
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    Is that cruelty to mice or snakes?
     
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    Night oT.
     
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    <laugh>


    Ahh, the pasta jokes are all coming out now
    Some of them are just a bit fusilli though
    (very bad one...)
     
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  16. Chappaz

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    I'd love to stay and chat during gentlemen's hour tonight chaps but I must retire to bed early (by my standards at least). I have a busy day tomorrow of doing work, going to the gym and then taking my lady to that Kings of Leon gig, and then some sex <diva>

    For anyone who is staying up, Jackass number 2 is starting on Film 4+1 now.

    Cheerio.
     
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  17. Donkey Toon

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    I don't think either of them enjoyed it to be fair, so probably both!
     
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  18. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    I want to see the new Jackass only for the high 5 prank, looks mental.
     
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  19. The Situation

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    One of the mysteries of life!
     
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    hhmmm
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