To be fair, Great Britain, without hundreds of years of history, the areas of outstanding natural beauty, the incredible architecture, the ancient villages, the endless theatres, pubs and restaurants, the fabulous coastlines, etc etc etc, might struggle to attract any tourists if it wasn't for the possibility of chance in a billion encounter with a doddering old king, his wrinkled queen and a weird bunch of relatives ...
... they're worth every penny of the £millions we fork out to keep them opening the Chelsea Flower Show and launching the few boats the Chinese still allow us to build.