Feel free to add to these!!!
1. Debuchy is not a RB, he's a wherever-I-fancy-wizard.
2. Having a hairy horse face is not a good attribute when playing the Toon, you'll either get hit by a fan or an offside trap.
3. Sissoko has the strength of precisely 158,003 Patrice Evra's, or 1,360 prepubescent ball-boys.
4. Moyes' charisma is as visible/existent as his eye-brows.
5. We'd be top if we had put on yellow and blue in all previous league games.
1. Debuchy is not a RB, he's a wherever-I-fancy-wizard.
2. Having a hairy horse face is not a good attribute when playing the Toon, you'll either get hit by a fan or an offside trap.
3. Sissoko has the strength of precisely 158,003 Patrice Evra's, or 1,360 prepubescent ball-boys.
4. Moyes' charisma is as visible/existent as his eye-brows.
5. We'd be top if we had put on yellow and blue in all previous league games.

