The bloke who invented women's tights![]()
I was very grateful for womens tights when I worked the markets.[/QUOTE
I bet you're not so grateful when you're trying to get the bloody things off, though![]()
i agree with this..who the fuk invented womens rights!!
I was very grateful for womens tights when I worked the markets.[/QUOTE
I bet you're not so grateful when you're trying to get the bloody things off, though![]()
They are easy enough to roll down, the danger comes at the ankles. And that is where many of us end up coming.![]()
, was it Mel Smith and Rowan Atkinson?Trying to think of that sketch by a comedy duo where they were two robbers, and instead of a stocking each, they had one pair of tights over both their heads, was it Mel Smith and Rowan Atkinson?
Not getting a weekly payrise.
Not getting anywhere with a barmaid I've seen on holiday the past two years!
Running out of banana protein shakes at the gym.
Walking into a glass door (epic, epic fail!)

People who queue outside food banks puffing on ***s.
You can afford 20 Bensons at £7.00 per packet, but can't buy food, eh?![]()
