Cyclists jumping red lights, not wearing high vis clothing or a hat, not having lights and generally being a bunch of ****s.
Parents who are their kid's "best friend" They have plenty of friends doofus, they NEED a mum and a dad.
Dancing on Ice. Except the infamous Todd Carty unscheduled exit.
People who keep Staffs and other unsuitable breeds of dog because it is an "image" thing. Yup and the "image" is prize prick.
The digital switch on. Otherwise known as "get lots of old folk to spend dough they don't have on equipment they don't have a clue how to use."
Shopping malls. Still flying up in a reccession because they are full of brainless twats spending money they don't have.
Soap Operas (usually with folk dying) on Christmas day telly.
Tube travel. Period.
KFC being able to do hot wings but not hot chicken.
The demise of the milkman. ( I still have one)
Ed Milliband. Get a chin fella.
The fact that kids aren't taught that there are winners and losers. Everyone gets a medal. (all well and good until real life intervenes)
Scots thinking that their two club league is important, even though the whole country's population is half the population of London. Newsflash: Most people just ain't interested.
Grown men in football shirts (except playing or on amatch day)
Moisturising. Do you? Honestly?
The price of diesel being seemingly unaffected by the price of oil. WTF?
Big Brother. Pleb or celeb, whatever channel.
Facebook. If I haven't seen somebody for 10 years there IS a reason.
Facebook. I don't give a **** what you did at the weekend and I don't want see pics of you dribbling drunk.
