Manchester; what kind of city is it that features it's town hall dedicated to rich merchants. Oh yes the kind of City that continues to spawn money orientated culture, and little else. Birmingham; even worse! What a brighter place Britain would be without these two blots on the landscape.
- Halifax adverts - Man City's money - FIFA's cronies - The BBC's incompetence - George Lucas's assault on his own Star Wars franchise - Female commentators on men's sports - Selections of chocolates that have the disgusting but inevitable lemon or Turkish delight fillings - Old people driving cars - Female comedians I agree - Reality TV - The adverts on Talksport - The gap between the end and the start of the football seasons - Americans chanting 'USA USA' - QI always being on the channel Dave All I can think of right now.
QI's not always on Dave. They alternate it with Top Gear every hour! Why just the adverts on Talksport? American golf fans shouting, "Get in the hole!"
Monkey, have you seen this? http://www.avclub.com/articles/george-lucas-strikes-back-finally-the-truth-behind,56937/ I hate Adel Taarabt, i'd love to see his career ruined in one way or another. Unless we have a sell-on clause... http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6965777,00.html
MCM - haha very funny video PNP - I must choose the wrong times to watch it then as it's always on when I turn it on in the evenings. Probably for the best the channel has gone tits up for me since the switch to digital.
Not606 having to shut down due to the bandwidth being vastly exceeded should I start listing things I hate...
Corporate idiots who get the best seats at top sporting events which they know **** all about, and half of which can't even be bothered to watch the game. Instead they spend all their time in the (usually free) bar. Whilst real fans can't get anywhere near the place.
Automated answer machines......If your phone has been lost or stolen press 1; If my phone had been lost or stolen I couldn't bleedin' phone you could I? Aeroplanes that always stop in Jeddah to refuel because the fuel is cheap.....you can't get a beer for over a bleedin' hour. Arsene bleedin' Wenger Political Correctness Computer Crashes Unsolicited telesales calls, particularly when you're getting it together with the missus. Soap Operas SkyTV Hogging all of the sport. Speed Limits Petrol Prices Speed Cameras Traffic Jams Clothes Shopping with the missus. Told that I need to Diet Northern 'fizzy' Beer Mild Currys Injections Insects the bite/sting Snakes Man U fans with London accents Breaking Down Hangovers Spurs not winning ................Just to name a few
Cyclists jumping red lights, not wearing high vis clothing or a hat, not having lights and generally being a bunch of ****s. Parents who are their kid's "best friend" They have plenty of friends doofus, they NEED a mum and a dad. Dancing on Ice. Except the infamous Todd Carty unscheduled exit. People who keep Staffs and other unsuitable breeds of dog because it is an "image" thing. Yup and the "image" is prize prick. The digital switch on. Otherwise known as "get lots of old folk to spend dough they don't have on equipment they don't have a clue how to use." Shopping malls. Still flying up in a reccession because they are full of brainless twats spending money they don't have. Soap Operas (usually with folk dying) on Christmas day telly. Tube travel. Period. KFC being able to do hot wings but not hot chicken. The demise of the milkman. ( I still have one) Ed Milliband. Get a chin fella. The fact that kids aren't taught that there are winners and losers. Everyone gets a medal. (all well and good until real life intervenes) Scots thinking that their two club league is important, even though the whole country's population is half the population of London. Newsflash: Most people just ain't interested. Grown men in football shirts (except playing or on amatch day) Moisturising. Do you? Honestly? The price of diesel being seemingly unaffected by the price of oil. WTF? Big Brother. Pleb or celeb, whatever channel. Facebook. If I haven't seen somebody for 10 years there IS a reason. Facebook. I don't give a **** what you did at the weekend and I don't want see pics of you dribbling drunk.
I was thinking more of Twickenham, PNP. But I suppose it applies to just about any major sporting venue.
and a few more......... Warm Lager Bob Crow, agreed....is that you Mike? Racists Feminists LSD Condoms that burst Sleepless nights Train Fares No smoking in Pubs McDonalds breakfasts American Politicians/American Politics Poverty in Africa Extremists, any religion Any religion in fact Grave yards.....spooky Penalty shoot outs The transfer window Hospitals Cold weather Delivering milk......yes I did it for 3 years....actually collecting the money is the sh**e bit, delivering was fine. Running out of wine in the bath. road traffic accidents Tax.....of any sort Commuting Following thru Rich socialists Lack of drug testing in parliament I'll take a break.......
Yeah, I'd go along with that, deedub. I can't stand people who know what God wants. They've caused more ****ing trouble on this planet than just about anything else
Kind of like an online Pyschaitrists couch isn't it. Anyway.... Billionaire's who buy sporting teams , then sack the coach/manager when they don't win everything on the planet in one season-remind you of anyone? Unsolicited mobile calls who continue to yak yak even after you told them to p---s off.
Junk mail, how annoying to be forced to spend time you don't want to, disposing of a cubic tonne of recycling annually. Tele sales - After a few broken phones I needed to do something about this, and I've had a lot of success with saying this immediately before they even start...success being them hanging up. Why does it enter your head to ring someone and ask if they want something. If I want something, I would be ringing you, that fact I haven't rung you means I don't want it, did you think I just merely forgot to buy whatever it is you're selling. No. I don't have representatives from Tesco knocking my door to see if I want some milk. Which now brings me back to why are you ringing me.
Arsenal. Arsenal fans. Arsenal merchandise. Chelsea. Chelsea fans. Chelsea merchandise. West Ham. West Ham fans. West Ham merchandise. Arsene Wenger. John Terry. People who wait 'til they're on a bus and then decide to open their purse/ wallet, count the money out only to realise they don't have enough. Random people talking to me on the street (unless Spurs fans at WHL or away). Guys in the gym who weigh no more than 9st yet walk round with their chests puffed out. Coffee. Vegetables. The fact Cheryl Cole isn't in my bed at night. Over-reacting American's (the "OHHH MY GAAAWWWWWD!" type). The Government.
