Things I hate.

I saw a thread like this on 606 once, and it inspired me to create one (credit goes to the bloke who originally made it. Sorry for having no idea who you were.)

- Horses on the road. They don't pay road tax and I end up waiting ages to overtake them at 5 mph, after driving through their ****.

- People who never successfully start a song at Spurs, yet constantly try.

- Go compare man.

- Running out of toilet paper (always a nightmare.)

- Loud people on the train.

- People who eat smelly foods on the train.

- Blokes who think they are proper geezers. **** off.

Glad that's off my chest.

You got any?

 

- Wenger

- Hayfever

- People on Bookface that like their own statuses

- The lack of MOTD on iPlayer

- Sprouting potatoes

- Red tops

- Most of the Goons on football forums

- Bob Crow

- People that don't know the difference between their/there/they're

- The one-armed bandit on CBeebies

- The toilet paper at work

- Waiting 20 minutes for a train to then hear the immortal "There is currently a good service...."

- My Blackberry

 

- People who don't pick up their own dogs ****. I don't **** on your front lawn!

- Clueless women at football grounds (most are acceptable, there is a minority that do my head in.)

- Crying kids.

- Dirty kids.

- Violent kids.

- Other kids.

 

Large Corporations and the way they hide behind call centers.

Political Correctness

Arseholes

Politicians

Large Landowners

Plastic wrapping that is impossible to open without a chain saw

Rabbits/Voles/Sheep

Daily Mail

Rupert ****ing Murdoch



Now look at what you have started Triffic, I'll save some for a future moan.

 

Yeh and not havin good grammer or spellin

 

- Spurs Community ITK lies. Seriously, it's just all total rubbish. Why do it?

 

you could just delete the word excuses and it is even more riight

 

Not that I really care less LDL but why would you hate Amateur Golfers?

 

- How the world has seemingly forgotten that the ****ing indicator on their car exists. Christ, that annoys me.

 

Cyclists on the road who ignore red lights and ride straight through them

Women drivers

Elderly drivers

People going off topic on football forums

 

- People who beep me on the road thinking it was their right of way when it wasn't.

- Bored white people who complain to TV networks saying something is racist to black people when it isn't.

- Scottish people who want England to lose football games out of spite.

- Parents who don't correctly discipline their children.

- Drunk people who try to start a fight for absolutely no reason.

 

Scottish people who live in England and whinge about England and the English - I had a boss who went to the World Cup in Tokyo to watch 3 England games just to cheer the opposition - now is that sad or what ?

 

That guy must have a sad, sorry existence.
I remember when Andy Murray did something similar. Didn't go down well,

 

Yes - Murray has not been kind to his PR men - said some anti-English things they have had to water down - and also does not represent Britain in the Davis Cup

 

Politicians in general and specifically for: having one rule on fast food/drinking/smoking for us and another for them, moaning about lack of turnout while breaking promises and not holding guaranteed referendums

BBC claiming to be impartial when it is left wing

Newspapers, especially the Daily Mirror

The idea that Madeleine McCann was abducted when the evidence points to her dying in the apartment

The Koran

Cyclists going through red lights

Pedestrians walking slowly/not looking where they're walking/walking all over the place so you can't go past

People stopping at the end of an escalator because they think no one's behind them

Adverts along the lines of look at it from a child's point of view/you wouldn't do this when X so why do it when Y

 

Not missed much of that list have ya?

 

Flavoured coffee

No flash on iphone

Automatic cars

slim fit shirts

 

Good point about ovens Luke. Surely they would be better if they were at eye level (normal eye level not Crouch level).

 

- Builders who charge you by the hour then spend 3 hours in a day having a break.

- Metropolitan Police. (Only due to one incident I've experienced, to be fair, but I didn't care for it much.)

- Call centres for insurance companies that can't speak English.

- The only way is Essex.

- The goddamned Loch-Ness monster always harrassing me for tree fiddy.

 

- The media changing English players names :Stevie G, Scotty Parker, Wazza *cringe*

- Tall people (over 5ft7)

- The pretty lady I always give my train seat up for

- People saying "Can Gerrard play with Lampard" ...What are they 5 years old or something?!

- Noah for letting Frenchman on the ark