
If it ever happens [the wedding] 'just a sec, checking the score ' ...![]()

So I guess that just leaves thisNot something I'd do...
...never getting married![]()
I had heard exercise isn't your thing but there's a different way you have to burn caloriesIt's more likely @InKlippertyKloppWeTrust will turn straight![]()

I had heard exercise isn't your thing but there's a different way you have to burn calories![]()
Oh you spoilt my jokeSomeone's been lying to you then
I play football three times a week and I've just (loosely used) completed the three peaks challenge in 11hrs
[HASHTAG]#bitten[/HASHTAG]

That's another question: where's the funniest or most unexpected ? place you've ever posted on here from?
I was alerted to a trend on youtube where youngsters have their own 'channel' where they record themselves in bed, shopping, eating their tea, walking along ... anything really and some of them have millions of followers, really. Sitting watching someone you don't know but feel you know because they let you see them doing whatever it is they're doing all day long.
There's a whole generation of voyeurs out there![]()
So I've heard, something like 1p per advert, multiply that by 1m viewsFew famous youtube vloggers (that's the term) in Brighton. They earn shed loads of cash if they are successful through advertising on their channel though...
The really successful ones are earning £500,000 a year. Who'd have thought. It's completely insane.So I've heard, something like 1p per advert, multiply that by 1m viewsThe really successful ones are earning £500,000 a year. Who'd have thought. It's completely insane.
Not something I'd do...
...never getting married![]()
They now play with toy they didn't touch when they had the tabletsThe whole smart phone thing, if you like your kids don't let em have one. Or a pregger with a smart phone sitting on her stomach, she's microwaving the baby and herself, microwaves change proteins
Reason being a while back I looked for a scientific paper stating the save dose of microwaves for children, and I found nothing. There is no safe dose.
There are many papers that show the damage that microwaves can to do an unborn kid or young children as kids are not mini adults, they are physiologically very different. There are not many legit studies on phones but if you actually read the warnings on your iphones..but the signal is microwaves and that area of reserach, would kinda open your eyes.
End result, microwaves not good for kids.
That was about 10 weeks ago, I banned the tablet and phone use for the kids and they are not allowed stand within near the wifi
Added bonus, they are now having to use their imaginations a lot more. No more whinging for the tabletThey now play with toy they didn't touch when they had the tablets
Microwaves are dangerous for adult women too...
... Turns them into terrible cooks.


Seriously though, do you not feel your head cooking on a long phone call on a cell\smartphone ?![]()
I almost never use my phone to "talk" and when I do it's for 10 or 15 mins tops. I've never liked talking on a phone.


You are married. You just didn't have a wedding.
You are common-law married. Even if that doesn't really mean much in UK.