Off Topic THERE IS A HUNT GOING ON TO TRY AND I.D. THIS P***K ON TWITTER

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The whole smart phone thing, if you like your kids don't let em have one. Or a pregger with a smart phone sitting on her stomach, she's microwaving the baby and herself, microwaves change proteins

Reason being a while back I looked for a scientific paper stating the save dose of microwaves for children, and I found nothing. There is no safe dose.

There are many papers that show the damage that microwaves can to do an unborn kid or young children as kids are not mini adults, they are physiologically very different. There are not many legit studies on phones but if you actually read the warnings on your iphones.. ;) but the signal is microwaves and that area of reserach, would kinda open your eyes.

End result, microwaves not good for kids.

That was about 10 weeks ago, I banned the tablet and phone use for the kids and they are not allowed stand within near the wifi
Added bonus, they are now having to use their imaginations a lot more. No more whinging for the tablet <laugh> They now play with toy they didn't touch when they had the tablets

Do you make them wear tin foil hats as well?? <whistle>

I don't think its a terrible stance to not let your children have a smart phone or tablet, you're just trying to look after their health based on your beliefs, which is fine. What I would say though is that you are limiting your children's ability to teach themselves how to use smart phones and tablets, in a world where so many jobs are dependent on employees being able to use these types of gadgets efficiently and effectively. You are also cutting them off from the #1 form of communication for children when out of school (depending how old they are), therefore you might be accidentally causing them to miss out on activities and parties that their friends are all going too.
 
Do you make them wear tin foil hats as well?? <whistle>

I don't think its a terrible stance to not let your children have a smart phone or tablet, you're just trying to look after their health based on your beliefs, which is fine. What I would say though is that you are limiting your children's ability to teach themselves how to use smart phones and tablets, in a world where so many jobs are dependent on employees being able to use these types of gadgets efficiently and effectively. You are also cutting them off from the #1 form of communication for children when out of school (depending how old they are), therefore you might be accidentally causing them to miss out on activities and parties that their friends are all going too.

RESULTS:
The analysis revealed that in the study group, the number of follicles was lower than that in the control group. The decreased number of follicles in pups exposed to mobile phone microwaves suggest that intrauterine exposure has toxic effects on ovaries.

CONCLUSION:
We suggest that the microwaves of mobile phones might decrease the number of follicles in rats by several known and, no doubt, countless unknown mechanisms.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19241083


Follicles in women, the things that turn into eggs, there is a limited number, they are cooked by cell phone radiation, it effects the children born, we use rats obviously and the results show future generatons of female have less follicles because the follicle or say source code, they were grown from was damaged by the radiation. It's basically messing up the instructions for contructing a human. The generation effect may be reduced with humans du

So a pregnant woman is quite possibly harming herself, her unborn kid and all future kids she may have as those follicles turn to eggs. This effect is culmitive, what you have is several generations of damage from exposure to microwaves, so we are only a few steps down that road, 10 generations or more will reveal the culmitive effects and given it is reduced follicles in females, that's a count down to sterility, each generation able to produce less eggs.

Tin foil hat?
[HASHTAG]#riskassessment[/HASHTAG]
[HASHTAG]#research[/HASHTAG]
 
Yeah something like 20k an advert they normally make if they have enough viewers etc.

To to be fair though it's a far more targeted way of advertising, shove it on tv and you hit a wide range of people on varying ages etc, most of which won't be your target.

However if they're doing make up tutorials and get 1m views 900k of them are going to be from teenage girls so advertisers are pretty much directly targeting their audience.
You picked up any tips <whistle>
 
RESULTS:
The analysis revealed that in the study group, the number of follicles was lower than that in the control group. The decreased number of follicles in pups exposed to mobile phone microwaves suggest that intrauterine exposure has toxic effects on ovaries.

CONCLUSION:
We suggest that the microwaves of mobile phones might decrease the number of follicles in rats by several known and, no doubt, countless unknown mechanisms.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19241083


Follicles in women, the things that turn into eggs, there is a limited number, they are cooked by cell phone radiation, it effects the children born, we use rats obviously and the results show future generatons of female have less follicles because the follicle or say source code, they were grown from was damaged by the radiation. It's basically messing up the instructions for contructing a human. The generation effect may be reduced with humans du

So a pregnant woman is quite possibly harming herself, her unborn kid and all future kids she may have as those follicles turn to eggs. This effect is culmitive, what you have is several generations of damage from exposure to microwaves, so we are only a few steps down that road, 10 generations or more will reveal the culmitive effects and given it is reduced follicles in females, that's a count down to sterility, each generation able to produce less eggs.

Tin foil hat?
[HASHTAG]#riskassessment[/HASHTAG]
[HASHTAG]#research[/HASHTAG]

The first bit was clearly a joke. You failed to respond to my other legitimate points about the dangers of not exposing youngsters to these gadgets that are essential in the modern world.
 
Any chick who cooks with a microwave is clearly in danger..











of getting a black eye at dinner time :bandit:


May I take this opportunity to dispel the myth, espoused by the Moments and Whatnauts in 1975, of when they sung that they'd take five or six girls on an island, including one who wasn't 'good looking' because, in their words "They're the ones who do the best cooking". Like hell they do, in my experience, even with a top of the range microwave. In fact, the dumb cow tried to microwave a tin of tomato soup whilst still in the can. :headbang:
 
May I take this opportunity to dispel the myth, espoused by the Moments and Whatnauts in 1975, of when they sung that they'd take five or six girls on an island, including one who wasn't 'good looking' because, in their words "They're the ones who do the best cooking". Like hell they do, in my experience, even with a top of the range microwave. In fact, the dumb cow tried to microwave a tin of tomato soup whilst still in the can. :headbang:

<laugh>
Christ!! That can bring the house down.
My brother once tried to micro wave a cadburys caramel as a kid, but didn't realise the inside of the wrapper had a foil lining!
There were green lasers shooting across the kitchen! I kid you not
 
The whole smart phone thing, if you like your kids don't let em have one. Or a pregger with a smart phone sitting on her stomach, she's microwaving the baby and herself, microwaves change proteins

Reason being a while back I looked for a scientific paper stating the save dose of microwaves for children, and I found nothing. There is no safe dose.

There are many papers that show the damage that microwaves can to do an unborn kid or young children as kids are not mini adults, they are physiologically very different. There are not many legit studies on phones but if you actually read the warnings on your iphones.. ;) but the signal is microwaves and that area of reserach, would kinda open your eyes.

End result, microwaves not good for kids.

That was about 10 weeks ago, I banned the tablet and phone use for the kids and they are not allowed stand within near the wifi
Added bonus, they are now having to use their imaginations a lot more. No more whinging for the tablet <laugh> They now play with toy they didn't touch when they had the tablets

There's a ****ing thread for this bastard cack <ok>
 
Is there a "Sisu's Conspiracies and other Miscellaneous bullshit he talks" thread? <laugh>
 
There's a ****ing thread for this bastard cack <ok>
In fairness, this is not one of his crackpot theories, it is established fact that these devices emit potentially harmful radiation.

Personally, I'd not be too concerned about the tablets, just tell the kids not to hold them against their bodies and just rest them on a table etc. But on the phones I actually agree with him, holding one of those things to your head is cooking your brain, can't be good for kids long term.
 
In fairness, this is not one of his crackpot theories, it is established fact that these devices emit potentially harmful radiation.

Personally, I'd not be too concerned about the tablets, just tell the kids not to hold them against their bodies and just rest them on a table etc. But on the phones I actually agree with him, holding one of those things to your head is cooking your brain, can't be good for kids long term.
For sure.
Any electrical device emits radiation.
TV's, phones, PC's etc
This is why humans get cancer, because we werent meant to be standing around bathing in radiation all day.
 
In fairness, this is not one of his crackpot theories, it is established fact that these devices emit potentially harmful radiation.

Personally, I'd not be too concerned about the tablets, just tell the kids not to hold them against their bodies and just rest them on a table etc. But on the phones I actually agree with him, holding one of those things to your head is cooking your brain, can't be good for kids long term.

Give a ****. There is a ****ing thread for it <grr>