The Worst Films

[The Ginger Marks]

... saw The Revenant on my own (only time I've ever done it) ... house full of females and none of them wanted to see it .... so threw a mardy sulk and went anyway ... I've had to sit through some **** girly films in my time so thought "fook the lot of you" ... 50 fookin' shades was seriously bad ... but did guarantee a blow job tbf

Watch that old ticker son.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

What's eating Gilbert Grape...Biggest load of ****e ever made.

 

[seabreeze]

Santa Clause Conquers The Martians ...

 

[luvgonzo]

Kill Bill 2 what the **** happened?

 

[Burly Hurley]

Kill Bill 2 what the **** happened?

She killed him. Clue's in the title.

 

[Commachio]

Check out A Serbian Film
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film

@petersaxton watches it every Christmas.

No don't

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Batman and Robin.

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Almost any superhero movie made in last few decades.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

That Leonardo Di Caprio one where he moves between dimensions.

Talking about Inception. I thought that one was really good. The JJ Abram Star Treks and Star Wars are dire... I'll give you that. There again, I think he is probably the most overrated and consistently bad producers.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I hate watching soft sex scenes in a film tbh. Mrs gets too nervous, knows I'm about to raid that pussy.

The pussy on the film?

Are you Harvey Weinstein?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I like Di Caprio too now hes grown up. Quality actor.

Mind you even as a kid he was very good at times. Basketball diaries. Excellent film and he was about 16?

Agree. Stuff he did when younger was nauseating in general. Decent actor, just picked nauseating roles.

 

[Spurlock]

Some more actors I give ratings to and will like 99% of their stuff:

Gene Hackman
Tom Hardy

 

[FosseFilberto]

Some more actors I give ratings to and will like 99% of their stuff:

Gene Hackman
Tom Hardy

Hackman undoubtedly ... Hardy not so much for me at this point ... plays the same character too often ... OK not as terrible as Danny Dyer or the two words that are a handy warning that the lead is a talking railway sleeper... "Jason Statham" ...

 

[Commachio]

Hackman undoubtedly ... Hardy not so much for me at this point ... plays the same character too often ... OK not as terrible as Danny Dyer or the two words that are a handy warning that the lead is a talking railway sleeper... "Jason Statham" ...

Same parts. Ray Winston only ever plays Ray Winston. He's suite.

 

[Stan]

Ray Winstone's best performance was in that bookie's advert.

"Ahm a maymber of the world's biggest sports batting KAMPAKNEE!!"

 

[Skylarker]

Some more actors I give ratings to and will like 99% of their stuff:

Gene Hackman
Tom Hardy

My Mrs loves anything with Tom Hardy in.
He's a very good actor to be fair, best film of his was Lawless in my opinion. Classic.

He's good in Peaky Blinders too, shame it's just a small cameo though.

 

[Commachio]

My Mrs loves anything with Tom Hardy in.
He's a very good actor to be fair, best film of his was Lawless in my opinion. Classic.

He's good in Peaky Blinders too, shame it's just a small cameo though.

Excellent as the Krays

 

[One of the lads]

My wedding video was horrendous
The cameraman thought it would be funny to superimpose a fat man over me

 

[NSIS]

My wedding video was horrendous
The cameraman thought it would be funny to superimpose a fat man over me

That must have been gutting (sorry!)

I mean what with you being medium size and all...

 

[Skylarker]

Excellent as the Krays

Yeah true, just thought the film was average. Good film I guess, but compared to the old Krays film it fell short imo.

 

[Skylarker]

This Saxton guy has really got into peoples heads. Weird.