Off Topic The Welsh Language

[Matth_2014]

I was born in Chester. It's a lush place.

@Matth_2014 can you say llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch? - I can.

No I can’t.

 

[Archers Road]

Sounds like he's calling everyone a **** tbh

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[Matth_2014]

Is Welsh a language?

I always thought it was merely a dialect of Indian, because every time I’ve told a joke that required me to effect a Welsh accent I’ve always ended up sounding Indian.

That’s an awful wum attempt, Even by your low standards.

 

[Matth_2014]

Dont worry, nobody knows what you lot up north say.

There’s a reason why there’s subtitles on Pobol Y Cwm.

 

[ValleyGraduate12]

There’s a reason why there’s subtitles on Pobol Y Cwm.

Most of the actors on there are from North Wales you cockwomble

 

[Chief]

There’s a reason why there’s subtitles on Pobol Y Cwm.

So people who speak English can watch, given the subtitles are in English?

Probably that.

 

[Matth_2014]

Most of the actors on there are from North Wales you cockwomble

1-2, Hardly most, Twat.

 

[luvgonzo]

I’m not from Wrexham.

Nearby though, along that top coast. I can tell from your accent as I have family up that way.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Most of the actors on there are from North Wales you cockwomble

I know Steve Mayo ... he went on to play Tenadier in Les Mis in the West End .. he was in same class at school with the other half's brother and cousin and also Eve Miles (wid) ...

 

[Chief]

Nearby though, along that top coast. I can tell from your accent as I have family up that way.

Still reckon it's towards Snowdonia, Ffestiniog way or thereabouts.

Along the north coast they sound more or less scouse, until you get to Conwy. He don't sound like that.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Still reckon it's towards Snowdonia, Ffestiniog way or thereabouts.

Along the north coast they sound more or less scouse, until you get to Conwy. He don't sound like that.

Llandewi Breffi?

 

[Chief]

I know Steve Mayo ... he went on to play Tenadier in Les Mis in the West End .. he was in same class at school with the other half's brother and cousin and also Eve Miles (wid) ...

I also wid Eve Miles, nearly put her on the wid ye thread but forgot.

I also know one, Sion Williams. Now works for the family business, they were our recent sub contractor.

 

[Chief]

Llandewi Breffi?

That's mid Wales.

It does exist by the way!

 

[FosseFilberto]

That's mid Wales.

It does exist by the way!

I understand there is only one wasp trainer in the village?

 

[Chief]

Yep, wears a tight lycra vest.

 

[Matth_2014]

Nearby though, along that top coast. I can tell from your accent as I have family up that way.

I’m not telling you or anyone where I’m from.

 

[Matth_2014]

Still reckon it's towards Snowdonia, Ffestiniog way or thereabouts.

Along the north coast they sound more or less scouse, until you get to Conwy. He don't sound like that.

I don’t sound scouse at all.

 

[Chief]

I don’t sound scouse at all.

I know.

As any halfwit could have worked out, I wasn't saying you did.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I don’t sound scouse at all.

If there is even the remotest hint of Mouser in you accent, you should seriously consider supporting ‘Pool.

 

[Matth_2014]

If there is even the remotest hint of Mouser in you accent, you should seriously consider supporting ‘Pool.

No there isn’t, I’ll always be a United fan.