Off Topic The Welsh Language

[FosseFilberto]

First date with the missus and she told me I'd get nowt unless I could ask for it in Welsh ...

... so I put it in her hand and said "Prestatyn" ...

20 years later and we are in Cardiff dropping our daughter off at University

 

[Spurlock]

First date with the missus and she told me I'd get nowt unless I could ask for it in Welsh ...

... so I put it in her hand and said "Prestatyn" ...

20 years later and we are in Cardiff dropping our daughter off at University

Smashed her good then

 

[FosseFilberto]

Smashed her good then

One time for 7 hours non stop ... I kid you not ... I was younger then

 

[Spurlock]

One time for 7 hours non stop ... I kid you not ... I was younger then

She give a good BJ?

 

[FosseFilberto]

She give a good BJ?

If they are in love with you they give a good everything ... why you have to make the most of it in the early days

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

You haven't even mastered the English language yet, you restarted inbreed.

bad timing for an incorrect autocorrect.

 

[ValleyGraduate12]

I don’t want my Storm Ali thread to go off-topic, So I decided to make a new one, I can Spain fluent Welsh with ease, It’s when People from South Wales that talk Welsh thst I don’t understand, a They have their own words, I find it hard to understand them to be honest.

Why dont you **** off you Gog! Nobody understands you lot up there!

 

[ValleyGraduate12]

My favourite Welsh is popty ping.

If you ever visit Aberaeron go into the Popty. Best pasties and pies around

 

[ValleyGraduate12]

Not heard of the last one. I’ve never used it personally.

That's because you *****s up north have a backwards version of the Iaith.

Os nad wyt ti wedi clywed am y dywediad olaf yna, yna dwi'n cwestiynu os rwyt ti'n gallu cyfathrebu trwy iaith Duw y lemwn!

 

[ValleyGraduate12]

So your translation was: Fwc off y spud bottlar conts.

Fwc = Fook

but you then used 'off' why are you using an English word rather than 'i ffwrdd'?

**** off is cachau bant. Those lot up there are weird.

 

[ValleyGraduate12]

So is this slang?

No, its just bullshit. Like the rest of the Gog language. Half of them sound like they've got a cock stuck down their throat when they speak.

 

[ValleyGraduate12]

It’s what we say here, I don’t know what they say down South.

Dont worry, nobody knows what you lot up north say.

 

[brb]

No, its just bullshit. Like the rest of the Gog language. Half of them sound like they've got a cock stuck down their throat when they speak.

Cheers mate, I knew you would know

 

[ValleyGraduate12]

I’m not talking nonsense at all.

No, your're just full of bullshit.

 

[ValleyGraduate12]

It's actually pronounced Fish o therapy to

It's fizzy o therapy

 

[Sweats]

Fawk arf 2 ka609 nd fawkin tay thr

 

[ValleyGraduate12]

Cheers mate, I knew you would know

Hapus i helpu

 

[Matth_2014]

No, your're just full of bullshit.

No I’m not.

 

[Matth_2014]

South walians sound like they’re From Newcastle, When they speak Welsh, I don’t understand a word what they saying.

 

[Matth_2014]

That's because you *****s up north have a backwards version of the Iaith.

Os nad wyt ti wedi clywed am y dywediad olaf yna, yna dwi'n cwestiynu os rwyt ti'n gallu cyfathrebu trwy iaith Duw y lemwn!

F(u)cking hell, Have you heard you bellends down south talking welsh, It’slike you lot are talking in a foreign language.