Off Topic The undateables

[Star of David Bardsley]

I don’t like having attention on me.

****ing hell

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Would you sex with either of these?

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Those are some nice shirts.

 

[Matth_2014]

Bottled it Matth.

You might as well be a Spurs fan now lad.

No I haven’t, It’s added stress that I don’t need.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I got a phone call from the show yesterday, They want to talk to me.

That's fantastic news. Do it.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Because I don’t want to, I don’t like having attention on me.

I don't believe that.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

No I haven’t, It’s added stress that I don’t need.

Stress?

It's fame, a once in a lifetime opportunity, you might meet a woman, and you will automatically become the coolest person on not 606.

 

[BobbyD]

Matth you need to go on.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

You want to prove to all these WUMs that you're not gay Matt...

Go on this show and bag a girl to make them all jealous.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

No I haven’t, It’s added stress that I don’t need.

You have Matth. You’ve bottled it. You shouldn’t have applied, now you’ll probably be facing time in prison for wasting executive time.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

You have Matth. You’ve bottled it. You shouldn’t have applied, now you’ll probably be facing time in prison for wasting executive time.

We should all put together a class action lawsuit against matth for emotional distress if he doesn't go on the show.

 

[Blueman]

You have Matth. You’ve bottled it. You shouldn’t have applied, now you’ll probably be facing time in prison for wasting executive time.

****ing hell mate, you'll tip him over.

 

[HRH Custard VC]

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@Matth_2014

 

[Libby]

We should all put together a class action lawsuit against matth for emotional distress if he doesn't go on the show.

^^^plastic Yank.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

^^^plastic Yank.

Right, I'm suing you now too.

 

[Libby]

Right, I'm suing you now too.

Good luck with that bru.

 

[Big Ern]

Stress?

It's fame, a once in a lifetime opportunity, you might meet a woman, and you will automatically become the coolest person on not 606.

Don't over sell it.

 

[remembercolinlee]

At least find out how much $$ they are willing to pay before blowing them out.

He gets money for blowing them?
Matth ain't no hoe ...
Is this the xxxundatables???????

 

[remembercolinlee]

Bottled it Matth.

You might as well be a Spurs fan now lad.

Unfunny ****

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Unfunny ****

It’s funny cos the joke works.

 

[remembercolinlee]

It’s funny cos the joke works.

I know he has a part time job but there's no need to call him a joke you heartless bastard