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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 17, 2018.

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  1. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    ****ing hell <laugh>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Those are some nice shirts.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Feb 14, 2019
  3. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No I haven’t, It’s added stress that I don’t need.
     
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    Matth_2014, Feb 14, 2019
  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's fantastic news. Do it.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Feb 14, 2019
  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I don't believe that.
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Stress?

    It's fame, a once in a lifetime opportunity, you might meet a woman, and you will automatically become the coolest person on not 606.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Feb 14, 2019
  7. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    Matth you need to go on.
     
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    BobbyD, Feb 14, 2019
  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You want to prove to all these WUMs that you're not gay Matt...

    Go on this show and bag a girl to make them all jealous.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Feb 14, 2019
  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You have Matth. You’ve bottled it. You shouldn’t have applied, now you’ll probably be facing time in prison for wasting executive time.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Feb 14, 2019
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    We should all put together a class action lawsuit against matth for emotional distress if he doesn't go on the show.
     
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  11. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> ****ing hell mate, you'll tip him over.
     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    HRH Custard VC, Feb 14, 2019
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  13. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    ^^^plastic Yank.
     
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    Libby, Feb 14, 2019
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Right, I'm suing you now too.
     
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  15. Libby

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    Good luck with that bru.
     
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    Libby, Feb 14, 2019
  16. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Don't over sell it.
     
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    Big Ern, Feb 14, 2019
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  17. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    He gets money for blowing them?
    Matth ain't no hoe ...
    Is this the xxxundatables???????
    <yikes>
     
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    remembercolinlee, Feb 14, 2019
  18. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>


























    Unfunny **** <grr>
     
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    remembercolinlee, Feb 14, 2019
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It’s funny cos the joke works.
     
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  20. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    I know he has a part time job but there's no need to call him a joke you heartless bastard :bandit:
     
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    remembercolinlee, Feb 14, 2019
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