Off Topic The undateables

Funnily enough it's on tonight after the intriguingly titled "100 Vaginas" ... don't know what that's about either ... but have recorded it anyway for 'educational' purposes

 

Yes, so i stalk females from 49 years ago, and ask them to send me a valentines card.

 

From the title I'd say it's probably about this forum.

 

That's not healthy mate ... just enjoy the memory.

If you PM me your address I'll pop one in the post next year. Not only will it give you a little buzz, it will double your all time score

 

You're such a bitch

 

... but with a heart of gold

 

I was on the phone to the show at dinner time today, The interview went well, I’m going to be continuing the interview at 5pm.

 

What questions did they ask?

 

What my name was, Where I work etc.

 

Interview is done, I’ll have to wait a couple of weeks or months to see if I’m on the show,

 

Glad that went well Meth, did they ask if you like wasps?

 

Good luck, hopefully you get on and meet a really nice woman with cracking tits. Seriously it could be a really positive experience for you.

 

Or the start of a nightmare.

Could go either way.

 

Can't wait, should I start composing my letter of complaint to whichever channel it's on?

 

Let’s think positive I’m sure there’s someone out there for him

 

Isn't Myra Hindley deceased?

 

Rose west? Kinda hoping that bitch is dead too

 

Fair enough but lays a good patio.

 

Hope you get on it, mate.

And well done for not talking about your personal life.

 

If they ask if you're gay tell them you're not gay.