Off Topic The undateables
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Good on you mate ... if she's a Vegan try and ignore the farting
and the mental instability caused by lack of nutrition, though that's harder to ignore.
and the mental instability caused by lack of nutrition, though that's harder to ignore.
... in fairness ... fart smell is more immediate
... in fairness ... fart smell is more immediate
check she aint taking those pills that stops the body digesting fat, otherwise you'll be laying in bed with the Exxon Valdez and have an oil slick on your sheets in the morning, also, the farts are worse too I believe.
Good luck @Matth_2014 I hope they pick you for the show.
Good luck from me too @Matth_2014
I will just add that there are viagra creams to buy now that you rub into the main vein, if they query it just say it's germoline for your cheesey spots..
I will just add that there are viagra creams to buy now that you rub into the main vein, if they query it just say it's germoline for your cheesey spots..
thats one weird show
Getting some hot tips from the other ****ing cretins?
Paulpowersleftfoot
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Did you get any tips for when you go on looking for bumfun with Luke Chadwick ?
Paulpowersleftfoot
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Shame this show isn't on in the US. I'd like to see @Matth_2014 pulling a hot chick.
Someone in a yellow jacket perhaps, someone that gives him a buzz. Someone so hot she gives him hives. A real honey of a gal.
Someone in a yellow jacket perhaps, someone that gives him a buzz. Someone so hot she gives him hives. A real honey of a gal.