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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 17, 2018.

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  1. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Why you taking beta blockers?
     
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  2. Sweats

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    Math you should definitely apply.

    Though you should delete most of your sweary YouTube vids. The shows producers probably would not want that kind of racism and anti gay, anti Semitic type stuff associated with the show. Unless the start a new racistowlundateables I’m which case you should not have any issues.

    Should you wing it and get on the show perhaps an afternoon doing bee keeping.. you’d be wearing a mesh mask thusly hiding your giant noggin and you already have a vast knowledge of wasps. Could be a winning formula mate.
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Metths, you do know about Rohypnol?
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    Matthew will be fine if he goes on...you lads making out as though the pussy on the show is sane...Matth should apply and don't worry about your YouTube channel.

    This will turn you into a YouTube megastar
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sounds like a Jeremy Kyle type of show
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Watch some clips of it on YouTube, you'll laugh your cock off.
     
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  7. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Or you will sit there cringing wondering why these ****s are invading your tv.
     
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  8. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’m not a homophobe, I’m not a racist, I’m to anti-Semitic, I don’t work with wasps.
     
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  9. Willhoops

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    I thought you worked with wasps. You learn something new every day.
     
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  10. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No I don’t, Someone on here made it up.
     
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  11. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Oh ok, you should apply though it’s better to have tried than never knowing what might have been.
     
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  12. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    That’s true.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    What could possibly go wrong?
     
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  14. Willhoops

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    One guy got this woman. Married to her now apparently.

    5D332DEE-F2A0-4631-9FE4-7E1177C2B8D7.jpeg
     
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  15. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    7F1B77EC-FD7D-47AD-BEE4-A5A0F4408C58.jpeg
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Was on them for 6 years for anxiety but I just take them on demand now whenever I have an edgy day.
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Most have computer supervision i think. Matths in the clear...

    @Matth_2014 want me to apply for ya son?

    Always wanted to walk my daughter down the isle.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

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    You know nothing John Snow

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. Matth_2014

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    I’ve applied to go on the show, I think.
     
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  20. Willhoops

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    I hope you get on and meet a dam fine lady.
     
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