THE "Teds Thread" Thread

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hey this mammersmith junior is not xxxxxxxxx bad
hes going to work with me and write a top forty song im so glad
two rangers mates ,we fell in love i dont know why
and i met him on this site,what a great guy
 
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Thank you Edward,when do we start
I'd love a hit single,with a twisted old fart
Our bromance single could be the hit of the year
As long as you know that I'm not queer !
 
yes yes yes
I LOVE IT
THE BOYS A STAR
ITS BETTER THAN QPR
WHAT QUEERS PARK RANGERS NO NO NO
WE VERY TOUGH
IS THAT ENOUGH
HELL NO
WHERE WE GONNA GO
I ,LOVE MY JET
HES THE BEST EVER YET
100 GOALS NEXT SEASON U HEARD IT HEAR FIRST
NOW THAT SHOULD QUENCH MY THIRST
 
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WE LOVE KIWI HES ONE OF THE BEST
HE STOOD THE TEST OF TIME HE STOOD THE TEST
EVERYBODY ELSE FALLS INTO MEDIOCRE WHEN HES ABOUT
I DONT NEED TO LEAVE THE CAP LOCKS ON I DONT NEED TO SHOUT
WHY DO I ,I HEAR YOU SAY
THIS DIABETIS KIILS MY EYES ,AND IT WONT GO AWAY
BUT MY POETRY GOES ON IS IT A GOD GIVING GIFT
IT CERTAINLY GIVES ME A LIFT
 
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TeD, you're the master of the words,
You shine them up like polished turds,
Deep meaning, hard hitting, no truth untold,
Just caps lock, no underlining, no need for bold.
You take no ****, don't hold it back,
You want a striker, one who's big and black,
You don't like Seb or les or jim,
You just like warnock, why'd we get shot of him?
If you were in charge we'd be alright,
We'd brawl all day and shag all night,
We'd lose each game, we'd soon be done,
But our message board would be number 1
 
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WOODY WOODY WOODY
MAN THATS BEAUTIFULL
IM GIVING YOU COMMAND OF ONE OF MY BLOODIEST BATTALIONS
YOUR DO ME SON
YOUR PWOPER NAUGHTY
BUT YOU GOOTTA GET ON THE CAP LOCKS TO JOIN MY MOTLEY CREW
FROM FANTASY ISLAND
 
do they really think the northampton defence can hold my beautifull jet
hes going to rip them apart its all set
a hatrick of lethal strikes no headers im sorry to say
but that just his style thats the way he will play
 
AT FULHAM IVE SPOKE TO FULHAM FANS THAT SAID QPR TOOK AN ARMY TO THE GROUND BUT I CAN FIND THE HALF TIME PUNCH UP BETWEEN THE TWO SETS OF FANS CAN ANYBODY FIND IT ON TWITTER I CANT FIND IT
 
LOVE IT SUPER LOVE IT GREAT HUMOUR THERE MY OLD COCK SPARRA
NOW THE CLIP IS UP ON YOU TUBE
I THINK SOMETHING LIKE 14 STEWARDS INJURED THE RANGERS CERTAINLY HAVE THE MOST FANATICAL FANS IN LONDON
BUT THE WORST MANAGER IN LIVING MEMORY
IF WE LOSE THE NEXT TWO HOME GAMES I HOPE HE IS SACKED
 
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Can't say it's something to celebrate and just delayed the return to my seat as well as minor beer spillage. Whatever floats your boat I guess
 
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