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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprbeth, Dec 13, 2015.

  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    WELL ITS NOT QUITE AS SIMPLE AS THAT BUT ITS NOT WORTH TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE ITS ALMOST NON EXISTANT BECAUSE THE YOUNG LOONATICS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FOOTBALL HOOLIES ARE BECOMING DRUG DEALERS INSTEAD BECAUSE AS WOODYHOOPS AS SAID WHAT REALLY IS THE POINT IN TELEPHONING SOMEONE FOR A MEET BECAUSE THE POLICE WILL LISTEN TO EVERY MOBILE PHONE CALL AND THEY WILL TURN UP AND KNICK EVERYONE
    BUT IT WAS FASHIONABLE BUT THE DAYS WHEN MILLWALL COULD FIELD FOUR THOUSAND THUGS ARE OVER
    it can be very exiting when in the old days five hundred qpr clash with seven hundred chelsea and run them all over the uxbridge road but its not so good when you go to a place like grimsby and you get surrounded and smashed to pieces
    BUT THIS MESSAGE BOARD SYSTEM HASNT BEEN DESIGNED TO PROMOTE WHAT IS HISTORY WE ARE PROMOTING THE FUTURE AND THAT IS
    BUYING PLAYERS LIKE ROOFE FROM OXFORD OR DACK FROM GILLINGHAM IN OTHER WORDS WE NEED TO BRING IN PLAYERS WITH PASSION AND SKILL TO MATCH GERRY FRANCIS AND STAN BOWLES
    asnd before anyone says it cant be done just look at little ol bournmouth or watford asking 30 million for troy deaney yes it can be done but ferdinand needs to be able to buy the right players hes spent 3 million on conor washington whose useless he could have spent 3 million on roofe from oxford who is going to be the highest goalscorer in our division next season
    WHEN ME AND FACTOMONDO WAS PROMOTING ANDY GRAY BRENTFORD ONLY WANTED FOUR MILLION FOR HIM BUT BY THE TIME BURNLEY BOUGHT HIM HE WAS VALUED AT 11 MILLION WHY OH WHY CANT FERDINAND SEE THESE PLAYERS
     
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  2. durbar2003

    durbar2003 Well-Known Member

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    DeT, you really need to get some professional help!!
     
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  3. qprted

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    i dont need professional help i get high on durbar 2003 you are my man durbar we are both insane but we bring joy to the nation
     
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  4. Staines R's

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    A totally true story, Ted. Was there at the service station and saw the incident you mentioned.
    Football hooliganism might be frowned upon by most.....but like it or not, it's been part of British football since it started and does make throw up some interesting cultural questions about tribal affiliation and conflict.
     
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  5. qprted

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    yes staines i arrived into the service station,to late i knew both mobs so i could have stopped it but it created a whole long distrust that only recently has been lifted now the mob is united but hooliganism dosnt really exist anymore life is too precous but as liecester city found out when they telephoned qpr for a meet
    all four of the mobs still exist and poor liecester got hit by three of them in one day in three seperate battles the most famous was against the qpr youth outside the kentucky,those poor old liecester boys got run all the way up the uxbridge road but that was two years ago since then there hasnt been no trouble that ive heard about including the last chelsea home game that must be the first time ever that qpr v chelsea has been without incident but hooliganism has run its course now people
    enjoy conversational intercourse,of course this is the way forward
     
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  6. durbar2003

    durbar2003 Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure conversation is the only intercourse you're likely to get!
     
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  7. qprted

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    BLIMEY DURGAR 2003 WE HAVE ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES THAT MEANS WE ARE TWINS,MY EYES ARE TERRIBLE TO DAY I NEED GLASSES BUT THUGS ARENT ALLOWED TO WEAR GLASSES IT JUST AINT COOL,
     
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  8. durbar2003

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    And you have to spoil a nice day!
     
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  9. Hertfordshire Qpr

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    Ted, your like the Kofi Anan of the Qpr C Mob, it's a dirty job but someone has to do it !
     
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  10. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Amazing how some people seem to attract trouble...
     
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  11. qprted

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    WELL FUNKY C MOB WERE AN AMAZING FIRM.BUT WE ARE A TIGHT HOOLIE FIRM FOUR DIFFERANT FIRMS ALL CAPABLE AS INDIVIDUALS BUT AS A
    COMPREHENSIVE PIECE OF KIT WE CAN STAND AGAINST ANYONE KNOWBODY REALISES THAT THE LAST TIME MILLWALL CAME TO QPR IT WAS THE FIRST TIME EVER THAT THEY DIDNT INVADE THE UXBRIDGE ROAD
    AND ITS A SIGN OF THE TIMES ALTHOUGH THEY COULD AFFORD IT THEY DIDNT WANT THE BANNING ORDERS THAT WOULD HAVE COME FROM THAT FIGHT
    THERE MOB IS DEPLEATED,THERE FOUR THOUSAND THUG ARMY ISNT AVAILABLE ANYMORE,AND WE CAN NO LONGER ATTACK AT BATTALION STRENGTH
    ME NOW AT 61 YEARS OF AGE IM GOING TO LOSE FIGHTS NOW
    BUT I DONT CARE ID RATHER LOSE A FIGHT BUT PRESERVE MY ULTIMATE DREAM
    THAT WE CAN AL;L GO TO A FOOTBALL MATCH AND ACTUALLY JUST ENJOY A GOOD SING SONG AND A DRINK AND TA;LK TO THE OPPOSITION
    HEY who was that center half
    OH yes we bought him from barnet he only cost 200 thousand
    YOU KNOW WHERE IM COMMING FROM,
    PATHETIC AS IT SOUNDS I JUST LOVE LOFTUS ROAD ITS LIKE A TEMPLE OF WORSHIP
    WHEN I GO TO SEE QPR,,I SEE A BEAUTIFULL IMAGE OF MY FATHER HE DIED, AGED ONLY 56 YEARS OF AGE
    HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM,AND IN MY DREAMS HE STILL LIVES ON
    AND THIS MESSAGE BOARD IS THE BEST IVE EVER FOUND I CAN ALMOST IMAGINE THE QPR MATCHES,WHO EVER CREATED THIS MESSAGE BOARD
    WERE SO INGENIUS
    IVE WRITTEN FOUR THOUSAND POEMS BUT KNOWBODY EVER SAID I WAS A POET
    THIS MESSAGE BOARD HAS ACCEPTED ME AS A PERSON AND GIVEN ME A NEW SENSE OF DIGNITY
    BUT IF ANYBODY ATTACKS QPR THEY INSULT MY RELIGIION
    YOU SET FIRE TO AN INDIANS TURBAN YOU INSULT HIM
    YOU SMASH UP MY BELOVED LOFTUS ROAD YOU INSULT MY FATHER
    YOU INSULT MY FATHER AND ...................XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    as long as i have breath to breathe
    knowbody attacks qpr
    im not retireing untill im 70
    unless i die
    GOD BLESS FACTOMONDO AND GOD BLESS QPR
    THE GREATEST RELIGION BY FAR
    GET TO LOFTUS ROAD BY TRAIN OR CAR
    LETS HOPE LES UNEARTHS A NEW SUPERSTAR
     
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  12. qprted

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    MY,NEW FRIEND IS DURBAR 2003 LIKE ME HE HASNT GOT A BRAIN .BUT HES A GOOD EGG,HE GETS EGGSTATIC AT QPR WINS
     
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    OH TED, SINCE YOU CAME TO THIS BOARD
    YOU'VE DONE NUFFINK BUT MAKE US CHUCKLE
    YOUR COMMENTS HAVE PROVOKED OR STRUCK A CHORD
    EVEN THOUGH YOU CLEARLY KNOW ****'LL
     
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  14. qprted

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    GOOD STUFF UBER GOOD STUFF,IF WE GET PROMOTED THIS SEASON ITS GOING TO BE A GOOD RIDE
    IF WE GET STUFFED FOR UNCLE LES THERE WILL BE KNOW WHERE TO HIDE
    I MAYBE BEREFT OF A BRAIN
    BUT I CAN STILL CONFRONT UNCLE LES WHEN THE HOOPS TRAIN
     
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  15. hammersmith junior

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    Don't worry TED we're gonna win
    To lose with JET would be a sin
    Our backs are good,our forwards are great
    So keep the faith,my demented mate !
     
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  16. qprted

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    YEAH IM NOW DREAMING ABOUT HITTING THE BIG 550 LIKES
    SADLY IVE JUST RUN OVER THE NEXT DOOR NEIHBOURS CHILDRENS BIKES
    THIS DAY DRFEAMING LARK IS SO VERY DANGEROUS I WANT TO IMPROVE OUR ATTACK
    BUT I NEED FERDINAND TO FIND ME SOMEONE 6FT5INS TALL AND BLACK
    ANOTHER DEVON WHITE WOULD DO QUITE NICELY I THINK
    THAT WOULD BRING US BACK FROM THE BRINK
    HEADING GOALS 100 MILES AN HOUR
    OUR NEW BRUNO WOULD REALLY START TO FLOWER
    POOR OLD LES HAS GOT OUT HIS PUTTING KNIFE AND PUTTY HES GOT TO MEND THAT ALDERSHOT HUT ,I FEAR
    ITS DRIVING HIM MAD HE THINKS HIS STRIKERS ARE SHOOTING AT THE STARS ,THERE NOT EVEN GETTING NEAR
     
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    Wow, very good, at least we have one poet in our midst.
     
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  18. hammersmith junior

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    Why thank you durbar2003
    Nice of you to be so complementary
    TED tries his best,so let him be
    It's not his fault,he's out of his tree !
     
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  19. UTRs

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    Oh don't you start, you should be called superspoon, always stiring...


    <laugh><cheers>
     
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    I might become Sooperwhisk if he doesn't stop rambling on...
     
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