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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprbeth, Dec 13, 2015.

  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    hey this mammersmith junior is not xxxxxxxxx bad
    hes going to work with me and write a top forty song im so glad
    two rangers mates ,we fell in love i dont know why
    and i met him on this site,what a great guy
     
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  2. hammersmith junior

    hammersmith junior Well-Known Member

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    Thank you Edward,when do we start
    I'd love a hit single,with a twisted old fart
    Our bromance single could be the hit of the year
    As long as you know that I'm not queer !
     
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  3. hammersmith junior

    hammersmith junior Well-Known Member

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    There was an old man from this board
    Who with us struck a whimsical chord
    He lost the plot,and wanted Les shot
    Every time that dear old JET scored.
     
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  4. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    yes yes yes
    I LOVE IT
    THE BOYS A STAR
    ITS BETTER THAN QPR
    WHAT QUEERS PARK RANGERS NO NO NO
    WE VERY TOUGH
    IS THAT ENOUGH
    HELL NO
    WHERE WE GONNA GO
    I ,LOVE MY JET
    HES THE BEST EVER YET
    100 GOALS NEXT SEASON U HEARD IT HEAR FIRST
    NOW THAT SHOULD QUENCH MY THIRST
     
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  5. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    YES IVE HIT THE BIG 550 LIKES
    I ,LOVE EVERYONE BUT MOSTLY KIWI HE STARTED IT ALL OF
     
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  6. durbar2003

    durbar2003 Well-Known Member

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    I think Kiwi should get a season ban as punishment for this!
     
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  7. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    KIWI DID IT I WAS JUST A NORMAL POSTER BEFORE I READ ONE OF HIS POSTS
     
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  8. Wherever

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    KIWI
     
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  9. qprted

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    WE LOVE KIWI HES ONE OF THE BEST
    HE STOOD THE TEST OF TIME HE STOOD THE TEST
    EVERYBODY ELSE FALLS INTO MEDIOCRE WHEN HES ABOUT
    I DONT NEED TO LEAVE THE CAP LOCKS ON I DONT NEED TO SHOUT
    WHY DO I ,I HEAR YOU SAY
    THIS DIABETIS KIILS MY EYES ,AND IT WONT GO AWAY
    BUT MY POETRY GOES ON IS IT A GOD GIVING GIFT
    IT CERTAINLY GIVES ME A LIFT
     
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  10. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    IM LOOKING FOR HAMMERSMITH JUNIOR TO NOW COME BACK WITH A VERY CLEVER RAP
     
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    Woodyhoopleson Well-Known Member

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    TeD, you're the master of the words,
    You shine them up like polished turds,
    Deep meaning, hard hitting, no truth untold,
    Just caps lock, no underlining, no need for bold.
    You take no ****, don't hold it back,
    You want a striker, one who's big and black,
    You don't like Seb or les or jim,
    You just like warnock, why'd we get shot of him?
    If you were in charge we'd be alright,
    We'd brawl all day and shag all night,
    We'd lose each game, we'd soon be done,
    But our message board would be number 1
     
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  12. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    WOODY WOODY WOODY
    MAN THATS BEAUTIFULL
    IM GIVING YOU COMMAND OF ONE OF MY BLOODIEST BATTALIONS
    YOUR DO ME SON
    YOUR PWOPER NAUGHTY
    BUT YOU GOOTTA GET ON THE CAP LOCKS TO JOIN MY MOTLEY CREW
    FROM FANTASY ISLAND
     
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  13. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    do they really think the northampton defence can hold my beautifull jet
    hes going to rip them apart its all set
    a hatrick of lethal strikes no headers im sorry to say
    but that just his style thats the way he will play
     
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    AT FULHAM IVE SPOKE TO FULHAM FANS THAT SAID QPR TOOK AN ARMY TO THE GROUND BUT I CAN FIND THE HALF TIME PUNCH UP BETWEEN THE TWO SETS OF FANS CAN ANYBODY FIND IT ON TWITTER I CANT FIND IT
     
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    I think they parked their tanks in Bishops Park but got a parking ticket and were wheel clamped...:grin:
     
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    LOVE IT SUPER LOVE IT GREAT HUMOUR THERE MY OLD COCK SPARRA
    NOW THE CLIP IS UP ON YOU TUBE
    I THINK SOMETHING LIKE 14 STEWARDS INJURED THE RANGERS CERTAINLY HAVE THE MOST FANATICAL FANS IN LONDON
    BUT THE WORST MANAGER IN LIVING MEMORY
    IF WE LOSE THE NEXT TWO HOME GAMES I HOPE HE IS SACKED
     
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    Can't say it's something to celebrate and just delayed the return to my seat as well as minor beer spillage. Whatever floats your boat I guess
     
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    How old are you Ted, you keep going on about this sort of crap, its was ****ty in the 70's and so much more unacceptable now, please stop
     
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  19. Hoop-Leif

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    Not interested in this tripe on this site
     
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  20. Tramore Ranger

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    Ted with the greatest of respect it's time you started acting your age and not your shoe size.......

    Nobody is interested in this sort of thing......
     
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