The Sunday Only Thread

[Didley Squat]

News Flash!
Church Fete this Sunday after service.
There will be a Roulette wheel, Dumkin Donuts and Poppas pizzas for all parishioners who have donated $20 and over.

Non givers will can entertain themselves with the bubbler tap.

Please book your tickets now and bring your credit cards!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Well, I hope the roulette wheel isn't rigged like it was last time Rev'd........

 

[Didley Squat]

Well, I hope the roulette wheel isn't rigged like it was last time Rev'd........

The good lord works in mysterious ways my son.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

can i be in charge of the nuns spin the bottle rev

 

[Didley Squat]

can i be in charge of the nuns spin the bottle rev

For a fiver and a turn of a blind eye, l can’t see why not!

 

[Makemstine Roger]

i'm hanging around those nuns too much im developing a dirty habit

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Blimey, by the time you finish, there will be nun left....

 

[Didley Squat]

i'm hanging around those nuns too much im developing a dirty habit

Ha, a donation to the Reverend Squat Retirement Appeal will curb you making a habit of it!
Phone 1800REV or email ........... money4nothing.com

 

[Didley Squat]

i'm hanging around those nuns too much im developing a dirty habit

Blimey, by the time you finish, there will be nun left....

The gents should post this on the 'Nothing' thread.
There'll be nun there!

 

[Didley Squat]

Sunday’s sermon will be about Nothing!
Don’t miss it!!

 

[Makemstine Roger]

i have been showing the nuns how immaculate conception works, they are getting rather good at it

 

[Wooperts_duck]

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[Didley Squat]

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[Makemstine Roger]

its called blue nun because the nuns insert it whilst its still cold, straight from the fridge.which would make anything turn blue,

 

[Didley Squat]

Well, the church fete was a fizzer.
Sales were down 75% !

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Hey Reverend, can we play that game again next Sunday, where we all throw our car keys into a bowl, and the winner gives Mrs Winstanley a rub down with a damp cloth in the vestry.......

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Hey Reverend, can we play that game again next Sunday, where we all throw our car keys into a bowl, and the winner gives Mrs Winstanley a rub down with a damp cloth in the vestry.......

not playing that game again, everytime they tell me to use my hankie for the rub down, and it always ends up smelling of fish and prawns

 

[Didley Squat]

not playing that game again, everytime they tell me to use my hankie for the rub down, and it always ends up smelling of fish and prawns

Well, that won’t happen this Sunday,
I’ve canceled the seafood buffet.

Chaps, we need the church sales to increase, what can we do ?

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Well, the church fete was a fizzer.
Sales were down 75% !

and the undergarments so i'm reliably informed

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Well, that won’t happen this Sunday,
I’ve canceled the seafood buffet.

Chaps, we need the church sales to increase, what can we do ?

i've been asked to supply a bit of Frenchie flavour cock in fann