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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Was that a Nun underneath you ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 4, 2021
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    Certainly wasn’t the Alterboy!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 5, 2021
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    is the news correct that the Bishop has asked that LGBT rainbows be sewn on to habits and cassocks by the exit hole, as i've asked for special dispensation to attach it at the front ,as i have a years secondment to the nunnery, teaching against the perils of lust of the flesh
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 5, 2021
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    Hope you have ordered your new Whimple, Roger
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 5, 2021
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    no mate just loads of phone memory back up for all the nuns, which will all go towards my new porn channel , hope Diddley doesn't want any dibs
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 5, 2021
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    He usually only demands a 10% fee !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 5, 2021
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    he can have a session with the nun that looks like Hilda from on the busses instead
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 5, 2021
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    As long as it isn't Stan's sister Olive !<yikes>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 5, 2021
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    mind you she was bad but Blakeys lass was the pitts
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 6, 2021
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    I wonder who Rev'd Didley will invite to his special barbecue this coming Sunday after the church service is over ?

    Sister Anna is a good laugh after her third pint of Guinness !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 6, 2021
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    im refusing to cook the Barbie this year,because of the singe marks on my man sausage due to a few beverages more than i could handle
     
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    You need to have a word with Sister Anna <ok>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 6, 2021
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    is she good at rubbing the burn cream in mate
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 6, 2021
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    Well, the Rev'd Didley has gone missing, and so has Sister Anna. Where was he yesterday ?

    Shocking lack of morals <doh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 12, 2021
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    even the congregation are disappointed with him<whistle>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 12, 2021
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    Sister Anna had a bad case of Slipadicktome, as l’ve been trying to appease her.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 13, 2021
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    very accommodating sister Anna, but never thought you were into sloppy seconds mate :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Lucky Sister Anna !! Hope she isn't too bandy legged next Sunday.........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 13, 2021
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    farmer Giles has been complaining all the cucumbers planted near to the nunnery have disappeared, and is berieft of ideas of what happend to them
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 13, 2021
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    If I was him, I'd be more worried if his marrows had gone missing :)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 14, 2021
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