The Sunday Only Thread
- Thread starter Didley Squat
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Will there be Gin instead of water in the font this week ?.........hic!
Reverend Squat will break wind, sorry, bread and turn water into gin.
Efpos machines will be on hand for all donations.
The Gin supply ran out too early Didley. The congregation departed a bit too quickly before the collection had started !!
Woops, that’s so typical of this lot.
I bust my anus to provide top quality freshly brewed gin ( white lightning/ rocket fuel ) and the drunkards won’t pay their way.
Well, as of next Sunday, if they don’t flash the card, they’ll be doing it hard..... with no booze.
Holy water has a price, so does my retirement fund!
I know what you mean Didley. It costs me a fortune in taxis to get to the church and back every Sunday, the least these people can do is pay £1 a glass like I do.....hic.....
So Woops ...................... where does your dollar pound go to?
mainly the bookmakers, drinking establishments, houses of ill repute, and the like........hic !
Kiwi, you can double up on the gin, as long as you double up on the donations!
You need some churching up!
You need to see the light!
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