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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

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    The parishioners are all drunks!
     
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    Little over two days to get more gin in !
     
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    That’s gintastic!
    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today..... to slerp gin.
     
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    Well, I've got my prayer mat ready for Sunday's gin fest......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 11, 2020
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    Not long to go
     
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    Holy water, here l come.......
     
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    Will there be Gin instead of water in the font this week ?.........hic!
     
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    Reverend Squat will break wind, sorry, bread and turn water into gin.

    Efpos machines will be on hand for all donations.
     
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    The Gin supply ran out too early Didley. The congregation departed a bit too quickly before the collection had started !!
     
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    Woops, that’s so typical of this lot.
    I bust my anus to provide top quality freshly brewed gin ( white lightning/ rocket fuel ) and the drunkards won’t pay their way.

    Well, as of next Sunday, if they don’t flash the card, they’ll be doing it hard..... with no booze.

    Holy water has a price, so does my retirement fund!
     
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    I know what you mean Didley. It costs me a fortune in taxis to get to the church and back every Sunday, the least these people can do is pay £1 a glass like I do.....hic.....
     
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    So Woops ...................... where does your dollar pound go to?
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 15, 2020
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    Dammit
    Missed my free gin
    Can I double up this week
     
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    mainly the bookmakers, drinking establishments, houses of ill repute, and the like........hic !
     
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    soon be there
     
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    Kiwi, you can double up on the gin, as long as you double up on the donations!
     
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    You need some churching up!
    You need to see the light!

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