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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Only a few more days now.........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 17, 2020
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    l can almost taste it!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 18, 2020
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    Can almost certainly smell it
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 18, 2020
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    Sunday it is!
    Can someone run the donation plate around!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 20, 2020
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    Sure, as long as I receive 10% of the takings !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 20, 2020
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    I only made 41p <doh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 22, 2020
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    Four more days to go.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 23, 2020
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    SOON BE........

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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 24, 2020
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    Woops, hope you have your runners on.
    We need fast service with the collection plate.

    Kiwis bringing the Etfpos machine so l’m expecting a good tally by the end of the day.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 25, 2020
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    I'll get my trainers on then.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 26, 2020
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    Congregation running late.
    The reverend been stuck on the old thunder box.
    How much did we make on the plate?
    Did you did push the out of date biscuit?
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 27, 2020
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    Fantastic takings today, at least 20% more than last Sunday. I altered the best before date on the biscuits, and they sold out pretty quickly. A few of the congregation ended up on the old thunder box at the end of the service, but I think it was due to the biscuits rather than your lenghty sermon.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 27, 2020
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    Preacher Assistant Woops has done great job for the community and has been assured of at least .0001.5% of the takings, less Reverend Squats commission, of course!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 27, 2020
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    Blimey, I can earn more interest at the Holy Cow Building Society !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 27, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 29, 2020
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    This Sunday service is being held at the Big Woppa Nudist Camp.
    Clothes are optional but donations are not!
    If nothing else, bring your credit cards!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 29, 2020
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    I'll have to be careful with the card machine then, so I don't catch any danglers in it....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 29, 2020
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    The natives are revolting, Didley. They have all ignored my emails requesting donations in advance of the service, so that we have more drinking time after :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 1, 2020
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    Woops,
    It’s a nudist camp.
    We don’t want any revolting people there.
    Only beautiful soles ...... ahhhh.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 1, 2020
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    Can I keep my socks on ?
     
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