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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l said, poor box, not small pox!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Listen up, It’s Sunday,
    Roll up, roll up now.
    The Reverend Squat is now presiding today’s service.
    Donate now!
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I'd heard that this Sunday was a "freebie" service....
     
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    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    No one eats for free
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I'll chuck a fly button in the collection tray then
     
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    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Don’t want your trousers falling down in church
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Todays Sermon.
    Your tighter than a fish’s clacka!
     
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    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Not sure about that have you seen a skate, if anybody knows about that on this board, well sorry Woops, but I have a Southampton supporting mate
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don’t socially distance yourselves from making a donation to the Rev Squat Foundation.
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    My sincere condolences <laugh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    What a great Sunday that was, I thought it would never end
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    There were certain members who DID NOT post here on the Sunday.
    They will be getting an Infringement Notice for not being present, of $1500.00 fine.
    Those of you that did post, thank you and don’t eat too many scones.
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Do I receive a discount next Sunday, Rev Didley ?
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yes my son,
    You donate half of what you did last week but you still have to turn up and post, ok?
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Anything you say Professor.

    I'm preparing a cheque now.

    Should be in the pigeon post today.
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Cheque’s in the mail?
    Promise not to blow in your.....
     
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    Only 4 more days to wait.....
     
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    Only 3 more days to wait......
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    missed it again
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Rev. Didley will be after you !
     
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