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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Already half way through the week...
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 15, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l'm keeping at least 1.500mm away from any work, ok!
    Sorry, wrong thread.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 16, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Come on Rev Squat, keep up with it !
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Dearly Beloved,
    The surmon for today is .............

    Be nice to yourselves.
    Don't look in the mirror!!!!!
    Ha!
    l make joke ..........ha!
    Please donate now, to feed our much loved Reverend.............hic!
    1800     lM-A-SOAK
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 17, 2020
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    He accepts gin
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    What about Green Shield stamps ?
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l don’t mind being without sin,
    as long as I’m not without gin.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 17, 2020
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    Let’s be gin again
     
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    Wherever, Apr 18, 2020
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    The revs a poet
    And he don't even know it
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Just 52 minutes until Sunday
     
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    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Six hours in and nothing has happened
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sunday Church service was withdrawn due to receding patronage.

    From now on, please dial 1800RING-REV for a at home consultation.

    All credit cards accepted.
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Sunday will be back after a short intermission
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Now that the rev is back will he start sending out reminders
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I got mine today. $50 fine if you don't turn up on time
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I will try harder then
    Although as he can only do internet services during lockdown how will he get the collection plate around
     
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    Parishioners are asked to keep a minimum 1.500mm from everything except the poor box!
    Donate now!
    Phone the Rev for a quick credit card over the phone.
    All donations over 2 cents are fully tax deductible.
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Do you provide a receipt, as it's tax deductable ?
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    If you remind me I will bring something for the poor box
     
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    kiwiqpr, Apr 25, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    No my son, you must take the word of the Lord who says it is.
     
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