The Sunday Only Thread

[Wooperts_duck]

Already half way through the week...

 

[Didley Squat]

Already half way through the week...

l'm keeping at least 1.500mm away from any work, ok!
Sorry, wrong thread.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Come on Rev Squat, keep up with it !

 

[Didley Squat]

Dearly Beloved,
The surmon for today is .............

Be nice to yourselves.
Don't look in the mirror!!!!!
Ha!
l make joke ..........ha!
Please donate now, to feed our much loved Reverend.............hic!
1800 lM-A-SOAK

 

[kiwiqpr]

He accepts gin

 

[Wooperts_duck]

What about Green Shield stamps ?

 

[Didley Squat]

He accepts gin

l don’t mind being without sin,
as long as I’m not without gin.

 

[Wherever]

Let’s be gin again

 

[kiwiqpr]

l don’t mind being without sin,
as long as I’m not without gin.

The revs a poet
And he don't even know it

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Just 52 minutes until Sunday

 

[Wherever]

Six hours in and nothing has happened

 

[Didley Squat]

Sunday Church service was withdrawn due to receding patronage.

From now on, please dial 1800RING-REV for a at home consultation.

All credit cards accepted.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Sunday will be back after a short intermission

 

[kiwiqpr]

Now that the rev is back will he start sending out reminders

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I got mine today. $50 fine if you don't turn up on time

 

[kiwiqpr]

I will try harder then
Although as he can only do internet services during lockdown how will he get the collection plate around

 

[Didley Squat]

Parishioners are asked to keep a minimum 1.500mm from everything except the poor box!
Donate now!
Phone the Rev for a quick credit card over the phone.
All donations over 2 cents are fully tax deductible.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Do you provide a receipt, as it's tax deductable ?

 

[kiwiqpr]

If you remind me I will bring something for the poor box

 

[Didley Squat]

Do you provide a receipt, as it's tax deductable ?

No my son, you must take the word of the Lord who says it is.