If you remind me I will bring something for the poor box
l said, poor box, not small pox!
If you remind me I will bring something for the poor box
No one eats for freeI'd heard that this Sunday was a "freebie" service....
Don’t want your trousers falling down in churchI'll chuck a fly button in the collection tray then
I'll chuck a fly button in the collection tray then
Not sure about that have you seen a skate, if anybody knows about that on this board, well sorry Woops, but I have a Southampton supporting mateTodays Sermon.
Your tighter than a fish’s clacka!
Not sure about that have you seen a skate, if anybody knows about that on this board, well sorry Woops, but I have a Southampton supporting mate

What a great Sunday that was, I thought it would never end
Do I receive a discount next Sunday, Rev Didley ?
Anything you say Professor.
I'm preparing a cheque now.
Should be in the pigeon post today.