she told me the rev reminds her of JOE BIDEN ON A BAD DAY
and an old nun who wants to use the extinguisher as a dildoWhere there's a fire, there's a fire extinguisher!



Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today,
…… to spread the word.
The plate collection profits are down 60% and the Reverend is concerned….. that the holiday booking he made won’t be paid for by the parishioners.
Cough up, people!
Phone 1500REV now to donate!
Remember, the more you donate,
the more Jesus loves you!
I can't believe you are pleading for the parishioners hard earned cash, Rev. Why can't you go to Cleethorpes like everyone else!
Pfft !