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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    she told me the rev reminds her of JOE BIDEN ON A BAD DAY
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 20, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    There’s smoke where there’s fire!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 21, 2022
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    Where there's a fire, there's a fire extinguisher!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 21, 2022
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    and an old nun who wants to use the extinguisher as a dildo:emoticon-0136-giggl<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 21, 2022
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  5. Eric Le Merde

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    Just 5 hours to go, I can't wait, I have some serious confessing to do.
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jun 25, 2022
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i heard the rumours:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 25, 2022
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    What's Eric been up to then? :shocked:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 25, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the helmut and im not taking German:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 25, 2022
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  9. Didley Squat

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    Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today,
    …… to spread the word.

    The plate collection profits are down 60% and the Reverend is concerned….. that the holiday booking he made won’t be paid for by the parishioners.

    Cough up, people!

    Phone 1500REV now to donate!
    Remember, the more you donate,
    the more Jesus loves you!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 26, 2022
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    I can't believe you are pleading for the parishioners hard earned cash, Rev. Why can't you go to Cleethorpes like everyone else!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 26, 2022
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  11. Eric Le Merde

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    I've changed my mind, best to keep mum.
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jun 27, 2022
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    Nothing beats a team effort!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 27, 2022
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    Pfft !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 27, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You can post that on the Fart thread!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 28, 2022
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  15. Makemstine Roger

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    i didn't get a whiff
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 28, 2022
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    Where ere you be, let your wind blow free..............John Betjeman - 1974
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 28, 2022
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    let the wind blow high let the wind blow low through the street in my kilt ill go Donald wheres yer trewsers
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 28, 2022
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    Was that one written by that overstuffed haggis Wee Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 28, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 28, 2022
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    Seems to be a lot of hot air going around and it ain’t coming from the pulpit!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 28, 2022
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