Do hope Rev'd Didley has sobered up enough for tomorrow's service.....
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Luckily, parishioner Roger took the service on your behalf. We split the takings down the middle, and went to the pub next door.
you forgot to tell him the parishioners all brought a bottle of wine some even crates which were raffled off, profits were share but i did say what about Dids and was told " hell get his when we see him"
but don't mention i told you, cos im due another cut for the next one when we raffle your car
but don't mention i told you, cos im due another cut for the next one when we raffle your car
I forgot the church car!............now where did I park it?
I'm on my knees praying that Rev Did has sobered up ready for this Sunday's extravaganza....
Thee Lord has answered your prayers my son.
Let us open today’s sermon with….. with….
….. another collection.
Dig deep people, Reverend Squat blew last weeks taking on the trots and didn’t back a single winner.
but rev if we dig any deeper we will be able to shake hands
is that where he has been hiding the takings
Thee Lord ask thee parishioners to reject all fabrications of untruths relating to church funds …. and the local nuns.
On a more pressing matter, l think my bladder is about to burst!
Where’s the Pissboy when you want him!
On a more pressing matter, l think my bladder is about to burst!
Where’s the Pissboy when you want him!
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oh you are awful.......................................but i like you
Great sermon today, Rev.
Not one member of the congregation fell asleep, well, apart from old Mr Wilson, who apparently was taken in hand by that new nun, Sister Katy.........
Not one member of the congregation fell asleep, well, apart from old Mr Wilson, who apparently was taken in hand by that new nun, Sister Katy.........
im going to have to pay her the going rate to be a goer
Yes, but is she a goer, or a Noah ?!