Cob is a pony.
Roll is what Chelsea players do.
Bun is someone's bum cheek.
Bap is correct
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Bap is one half of a woman's chest
Cob is a pony.
Roll is what Chelsea players do.
Bun is someone's bum cheek.
Bap is correct
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Baps is slang for boobs so…
Bap is one half of a woman's chest
****ing barm![]()
So Melo only has six weeks of football (October 1 til the World cup) to convince us not to get rid in January. But presumably if we get rid, it would be because we're bringing someone else hopefully better in. So not too much of a worry for us.

Ford is a friggin' mess.
Trying to put in a factory order for a Maverick and they keep pushing back the order date later and later.
Well, we finally have caught up with the order date. Can officially order a '23 Maverick now, but the prices aren't available yet and neither are the official order options.
No wonder the American car makers keep losing money.
Add to that, the page on Ford's website for the '23 Maverick shows a picture of one in a discontinued colour. Order banks only predicted to be open a few days because they still have thousands of '22 models they never completed before the lines closed down... Those orders are all being rolled over to '23 models.
Bloody Ford.
So Melo only has six weeks of football (October 1 til the World cup) to convince us not to get rid in January. But presumably if we get rid, it would be because we're bringing someone else hopefully better in. So not too much of a worry for us.
Just hope he trains well for the rest of the month and provides us with a genuine option for the autumn.
Why are you acting like a yank and buying yank anyway. Why not buy a filthy foreign car and drive it round wearing a turban to scare your neighbours
So Melo only has six weeks of football (October 1 til the World cup) to convince us not to get rid in January. But presumably if we get rid, it would be because we're bringing someone else hopefully better in. So not too much of a worry for us.
Just hope he trains well for the rest of the month and provides us with a genuine option for the autumn.
<cough> VVD <cough>Seen/heard strong rumours of Tielemans today. Seriously can't see us signing a player that's holding a club to ransom
<cough> VVD <cough>
thats just pure semantics .He went on strike (as did Lovren), not hold the club to ransom (aka wants a lot more money)
bit like Ford has a "back" injury .i don't recall VVD actually on strike, could be wrong as he did play for southampton a bit after the summer. he was injured with ankle the year before and recovering so.... who knows.
i don't recall VVD actually on strike, could be wrong as he did play for southampton a bit after the summer. he was injured with ankle the year before and recovering so.... who knows.
this one is a shocker.
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just goes to show how reporting tone and message can shape narratives.
we are literally living through a live demonstration of how propaganda can make people lose their minds totally.
Anyone else wondering exactly why they have not made the queues inside Westminster Hall 4 abreast at least past the area in question?
They seem to be allowing people wander in single file and stop and do whatever nods or what they like.
Surely a more efficient way is to say OK, you want to go but here's what's happening.
One lane for the infirm, you need a pass with Id from whatever services confirm.
One lane further back from that and two more on the other side and you say you will move past, look to the side but do not pause.
I'm pretty sure that queue time could be easily halved if they wanted to.
Pretty sure having it be extremely long and onerous is actually the prefect message they want to portray.
On the other hand I'm pretty sure they thing its easier spot the nutter with less people in there
Really ****ing sick and tired of this at this point, I can get the need for more and more security as the great and good arrive as they want to point out the 100 heads of state but I'm pretty sure leicester and feeling hard done by right now lol.
The sooner this is over the sooner we can get back to the absolutely.massive crisis that's being totally ignored.