I really like you NMJ... in a pet kind of way. You're so incredibly stupid I feel pity for you. Great to see you obsessing about the Toon again. If I were you I'd stop fighting the urge and just admit you are Black and White.
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I really like you NMJ... in a pet kind of way. You're so incredibly stupid I feel pity for you. Great to see you obsessing about the Toon again. If I were you I'd stop fighting the urge and just admit you are Black and White.
Taxes, politicians, government, lifelong benefit filth, the same people having more children, the benefit system, anti-UK immigrants, bad drivers, white trash, red top media, crime, dogsh*t in the street, rain, potholes, cigarettes, FIFA, UEFA, FA, EA, Abu Hamza (et al) and every lawyer he's ever been in contact with.
Among other things.
Among other things.
I REALLY do like your style JPF. Send me your CV, I'll sort you out with a job.
Would it involve my hand and/or mouth?
If so, sign me up!
dirrrrty old manWould it involve my hand and/or mouth?
If so, sign me up!
I maybe wouldn't go as far as religion but definitely people who try to force religion on people and religious people who can't accept that you think its a load of bollocks.
To be honest its a bit of a long list for me this!
 Reality TV shows - ****e
 Bad drivers - arseholes
 Aniseed - yak
 ****ers who don't pay for services or try to barter on the agreed price - sorry it doesn't work like that, pay up and stop being a tit. Move to India or Egypt if you want that kind of deal
 People who are unable to differentiate between humour/jokes and offensive behaviour - actually just our PC culture in general. Everybody is too fecking sensitive, grow a pair
 Roadworks - seriously does someone in planning have access to my diary and is having a laugh?
 Bare faced liars – don’t make **** up you know that I know isn’t true and expect me to let it pass.
 Chris Waddle - twat
 Taxes - grrrrrrrrr
 Diving/play acting in our beautiful game – howay man its getting embarrassing, the rugby lads are running over each others heads and getting on with it.
 Michel Platini – Who’s idea was it to give this jumped up little cock power? Stop hating on us you prick.
 FIFA – no comment required
 UEFA – as above
 Hard hats – the only protection gear which has never moved on and is still as cumbersome as ever. There is a 1m waiting for some boffin to sort this **** out
 Call centres abroad, particularly India – absolutely ****ing useless. I feel sorry for the employees, they take some serious ****. Stop being cheap and run your business properly. There should be rules preventing this.
 Benefit cheats – wrap in man and get your finger out
 The police – yes they perform an important role and have to take a lot of **** but why the power trips and ****ty attitude.
To be honest its a bit of a long list for me this!
 Reality TV shows - ****e
 Bad drivers - arseholes
 Aniseed - yak
 ****ers who don't pay for services or try to barter on the agreed price - sorry it doesn't work like that, pay up and stop being a tit. Move to India or Egypt if you want that kind of deal
 People who are unable to differentiate between humour/jokes and offensive behaviour - actually just our PC culture in general. Everybody is too fecking sensitive, grow a pair
 Roadworks - seriously does someone in planning have access to my diary and is having a laugh?
 Bare faced liars – don’t make **** up you know that I know isn’t true and expect me to let it pass.
 Chris Waddle - twat
 Taxes - grrrrrrrrr
 Diving/play acting in our beautiful game – howay man its getting embarrassing, the rugby lads are running over each others heads and getting on with it.
 Michel Platini – Who’s idea was it to give this jumped up little cock power? Stop hating on us you prick.
 FIFA – no comment required
 UEFA – as above
 Hard hats – the only protection gear which has never moved on and is still as cumbersome as ever. There is a 1m waiting for some boffin to sort this **** out
 Call centres abroad, particularly India – absolutely ****ing useless. I feel sorry for the employees, they take some serious ****. Stop being cheap and run your business properly. There should be rules preventing this.
 Benefit cheats – wrap in man and get your finger out
 The police – yes they perform an important role and have to take a lot of **** but why the power trips and ****ty attitude.
Que jumpers
Ryan Air
People who walk in one direction whilst looking the opposite way, then give you the "evils" when they smack in to you!
Drunks in the street
Shop assistants who cannot pause their conversation long enough to possibly serve you
Other people's IPods that are loud enough for me to hear, you are damaging your ears numpty!
People who shout down their phones, especially around the pool whilst on holiday
People who shout down their phones, HI Yeah, l,m on holiday, we know, we can all hear you!
Americans
Other people's badly behaved children
Peanut butter
Skin on top of milky drinks
Snot and or kids with snotty noses, especially when it blows into a bubble, ergh, pukesville
V8 juice
Crap drivers
Employment agencies
Football, no only joking, think l better stop now, but l could go on!!!!
Ryan Air
People who walk in one direction whilst looking the opposite way, then give you the "evils" when they smack in to you!
Drunks in the street
Shop assistants who cannot pause their conversation long enough to possibly serve you
Other people's IPods that are loud enough for me to hear, you are damaging your ears numpty!
People who shout down their phones, especially around the pool whilst on holiday
People who shout down their phones, HI Yeah, l,m on holiday, we know, we can all hear you!
Americans
Other people's badly behaved children
Peanut butter
Skin on top of milky drinks
Snot and or kids with snotty noses, especially when it blows into a bubble, ergh, pukesville
V8 juice
Crap drivers
Employment agencies
Football, no only joking, think l better stop now, but l could go on!!!!
Also, people who have long rants on forums... Seriously, get a life...
are you serious about being serious on here?
Pregnant women. They seem to think hourly bulletins regarding how sick they feel and the condition of their intestinal gases is essential information for the human race.
'Confined' should mean exactly that. They should be bloody well imprisoned so they can't bore the pants off us.
'Confined' should mean exactly that. They should be bloody well imprisoned so they can't bore the pants off us.
Mine are:
1. The buggers who work in Starbucks and don't pay attention to my order. I mean even when I use Jedi mind transference rather than spoken words, they still don't get I want a BLUEBERRY MUFFIN FFS! Must be totally dense.
2. The buggers who work in Starbucks and don't let me have what I want. I LIKE a cup of strong coffee with froth. It's a speciality on my planet. Fools!
3. The buggers who work in Starbucks and don't have enough staff on to serve customers! I mean I had to queue for 3 whole minutes yesterday! Of course I told them it was 15 in the hope of getting a free drink, but the young oik on the till just gave me abuse about how tough it is to work there - well don't then!
4. The really thick buggers who work in Starbucks and are horribly abusive to their customers. If I want to wear ladies clothing during the daytime, that's my choice - no need to get all nasty about it! Stupid morons!
1. The buggers who work in Starbucks and don't pay attention to my order. I mean even when I use Jedi mind transference rather than spoken words, they still don't get I want a BLUEBERRY MUFFIN FFS! Must be totally dense.
2. The buggers who work in Starbucks and don't let me have what I want. I LIKE a cup of strong coffee with froth. It's a speciality on my planet. Fools!
3. The buggers who work in Starbucks and don't have enough staff on to serve customers! I mean I had to queue for 3 whole minutes yesterday! Of course I told them it was 15 in the hope of getting a free drink, but the young oik on the till just gave me abuse about how tough it is to work there - well don't then!
4. The really thick buggers who work in Starbucks and are horribly abusive to their customers. If I want to wear ladies clothing during the daytime, that's my choice - no need to get all nasty about it! Stupid morons!
Not as stupid as you. You think geordie starts with a j, ya thick twat!!
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