Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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The Buttocks
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from her buttocks.
Owing to the sensitive nature of the situation...they all agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from.
After the surgery.....
everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than ever ! All his
Friends and relatives raved about his youthful
appearance...especially his mother!
One day, while alone with his wife, and
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,
I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?'
'My darling,' she replied,
'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
kiss you on the cheek.'

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Obi's a big miss from the Brothel, I hope he hasn't run away with one of the working girls and left his wife and 12 starving children to fend for themselves.
 
Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to Antiques Roadshow
"Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced
by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century.

Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
"Sticks?" Paddy said.
 
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21/04/2014 10:41 PM
The Funkadelic Phallus
Thread: Pride Restored
Ha ha! Child molester!

Moderators- How do I delete it please?

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kiwi
ACS
AB
Guywanderer

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Tried to give to superthickerhoops, but I need to spread some more.

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Rep for Brucie...........12 starving children eh ?

Evening Kiwi.
Has the royal visit gone down well?
Kate Middleton... Would you?

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astroturfnaut said:
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prefer her sister

Evening Kiwi.
Has the royal visit gone down well?
Kate Middleton... Would you?

Rep for Brucie...........12 starving children eh ?

Obi's a big miss from the Brothel, I hope he hasn't run away with one of the working girls and left his wife and 12 starving children to fend for themselves.

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Repped - well done for staying up - you made one half of Bristol very happy!!!

<cheers> GTH, I'm trying to post mine atm, they were spread over a couple of hours yesterday, I've done two and locked up again! Still having to spread for you, but I'm sure I'll get you soon! <ok>

Oops, looks like my cue to slope away quietly to avoid being a gooseberry.

silly hour
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Obi's a big miss from the Brothel, I hope he hasn't run away with one of the working girls and left his wife and 12 starving children to fend for themselves.

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