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need to spread for most <wah>

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,





'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

POSITIVE rep returned when I can.

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The Buttocks
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from her buttocks.
Owing to the sensitive nature of the situation...they all agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from.
After the surgery.....
everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than ever ! All his
Friends and relatives raved about his youthful
appearance...especially his mother!
One day, while alone with his wife, and
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,
I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?'
'My darling,' she replied,
'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
kiss you on the cheek.'
 
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,





'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'


Morning rep lovers.

You're going to have to wait a while longer for yours. Had to spread before I could give you any after the mistake and ..................

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

repped
 

<party> keep <party><party> on <party><party> reppin' <party>


thank you sweetheart!! <smooch><smooch>

Thank you oh most gracious Obi.

That he wants to rep me?

repped aswell

You're generous to a fault Obi! <cheers>

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,





'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Repped astro

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No need to repay! It's on account!

On account of I love you!

<smooch>

Evening reppers

Please check if I repped you ACS.

Having a bad night.

Cheers Tom. Rep you back tomorrow!




I'm not holding them while you cough <yikes>

rep you soon wooperts or blakey

here's repping you back mate!
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