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Some back for you astroturfnaut.


repped all


Cheers smhbcfc <ok> Have some return rep for the weekend.

That's me off to bed

Night all <hug>

Night H <smooch>

I did try Dave but couldn't give you any at the mo...

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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.


'From now on when I say BELL1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
' The next night he came home from work and yelled
'BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.


When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?


'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied '
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

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The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may
I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans
are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under
that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are
you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say
a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window,
and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! this American should be
put in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem
to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong
hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
 
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may
I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans
are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under
that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are
you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say
a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window,
and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! this American should be
put in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem
to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong
hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

I like it, very rep worthy but ......................You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kiwiqpr again.
 
I did try Dave but couldn't give you any at the mo...

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Surely supper this time of an evening...

Overtake you?
there's 5k between us skipper and I'll be away again soon for a fortnight, so you have no worries about me catching you.

Unless they all feel sorry for me and rep me while I'm away instead of repping you <laugh>


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smhbcfc repped

Thank you


Repped all that I can.



Just getting the hang of REP and our board (York) is rather quiet so thought I would say hello around the forum!

Yay, topped 50k, thanks AB :)

I know, but really we're partners in crime anyway. Teamies. We wouldn't fight. :)

Obi, am thinking a pic of me sheen in bed with two women.. Ideally wearing a sweatband. Need to find one.

morning reppppp
 
morning reppppp

Rep for Astro

smhbcfc repped

I like it, very rep worthy but ......................You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kiwiqpr again.

evening all
4 days of heavy showers in a row so far this week
unfortunately it rains between showers

 
A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."