Off Topic The Rep Brothel
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Cheers smhbcfcHave some return rep for the weekend.
That's me off to bed
Night all
Night H
reppppp
evening all
4 days of heavy showers in a row so far this week
unfortunately it rains between showers
4 days of heavy showers in a row so far this week
unfortunately it rains between showers
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may
I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans
are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under
that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are
you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say
a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window,
and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! this American should be
put in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem
to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong
hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may
I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans
are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under
that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are
you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say
a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window,
and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! this American should be
put in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem
to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong
hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
I like it, very rep worthy but ......................You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kiwiqpr again.
Guywanderer
Well-Known Member
Overtake you?
there's 5k between us skipper and I'll be away again soon for a fortnight, so you have no worries about me catching you.
Unless they all feel sorry for me and rep me while I'm away instead of repping you
Guywanderer
Well-Known Member
Yay, topped 50k, thanks AB
I know, but really we're partners in crime anyway. Teamies. We wouldn't fight.
morning reppppp
A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."