A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
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> > One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
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> > Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
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> > "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.
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> > Thanks for telling me officer.
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> > "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did
> > you?"
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> > "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.
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> > A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden.
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> > It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.
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> > Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?
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> > So, now, I stand behind the fence by the
> > knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
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> > Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say,
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> > 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.' "
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> > "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!
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> > Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
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> > "Not everybody pays."