Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Been spreading a bit here and a bit there in the way of rep, managed to add some to the following tonight:

kiwiqpr
Agent Bruce
Guywanderer
Diego
Wooperts_duck
superthickerhoopser
astroturfnaut
 
More 'Sunday after loss' rep given <ok>

I see everyone's rep is on 214748** what's the story on that then, has it been frozen at a certain level?


I have spread a smattering of rep across the board ;)



Morning all! I'm with you Gimme not enough rep about. We both need some big hitters to contribute. I'll be repping in about an hour!

Rep for Lamby

Rep for Brady's bunch


rep
 
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
> >
> > One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
> >
> > Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
> >
> > "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.
> >
> > Thanks for telling me officer.
> >
> > "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did
> > you?"
> >
> >
> > "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.
> >
> > A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden.
> >
> > It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.
> >
> > Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?
> >
> > So, now, I stand behind the fence by the
> > knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
> >
> > Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say,
> >
> > 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.' "
> >
> > "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!
> >
> > Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
> >
> > "Not everybody pays."