Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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lamballana said:
repped
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Sammy's Silky Skills said:
Repped
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Is Vic there? said:
Rep for Sammy
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Wooperts_duck said:
Rep for Vic
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Agent Bruce said:
Repped all I could before the well ran dry.

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
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kiwiqpr said:
A father goes into his daughter's bedroom and sees a letter addressed
to "Mum and Dad" on the bed. With a heavy heart he opens it and reads:
Dear Mum & Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially
with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his stolen Harley.
But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his caravan in Epping Forest. He wants to have many more children
with me and that's one of my dreams too.
I've learned that marijuana does not hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and Ahmed's friends. They're the ones providing us with all the cocaine
and ecstasy we could ever want.
In the meantime we'll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS, so Ahmed can
get better. He deserves it.
Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his
friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently, I can earn £200
per scene. I get a £200 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene,
and an extra £100 for the Alsatian.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 14 I know how to take care of myself. Someday we'll
visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Dad, we found the cash you were hiding from mum, but don't worry we left you
a few quid.
Your loving daughter,
Angelina.
..
.
.

P.S. Dad, for God's sake calm down. It's not true I'm actually watching TV
at the neighbours. I just wanted to show you that there really are worse
things in life than England loosing the ****ing Ashes.
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Albert's Chip Shop said:
Rep for the Bruce
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Hornette_TID said:
evening all :)
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Guywanderer said:
Rep
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Obi Wan said:
Did you teach Suarez how to act?
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rep
 
kiwiqpr said:
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.
Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife.

Who will it be?'
They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet.

Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door.

Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.
Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.'
'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife...
'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.
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<laugh>

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