Can't return at the moment. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Is Vic there? again.
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from Toronto , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second, from Calgary , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' The third surgeon, from Vancouver , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon, from Montreal chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from Ottawa shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.
Repped For anyone interested there is a Word Association game on the Bristol City board - you are all welcome to join in
Repped all I could before the well ran dry. You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?' They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. 'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.' Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.' 'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife... 'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.
