Off Topic The Rep Brothel
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Vic and some rep back for you.
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world,
she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: Your Honor,when I put a dollar
into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?'
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world,
she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: Your Honor,when I put a dollar
into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?'
My last rep of 2013 goes to all the above have a happy and prosperous New Year reppers
It made my day!
that's so cute! When my first daughter was born, we couldn't decide what to call her bits. When my son was born it seemed fine to call his bits a willy, but Mr H didn't like fanny, and i didn't like vagina, front bottom, nunny etc. So...we were humming and hah'ing and when she was old enough, my son, one day, called it a 'giant', coz he'd misheard the word vagina. So that's what it became
hope your not talking to me DaveAnyone who calls you a dog will have me to deal with
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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their
local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them,
'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'
'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started playing and
enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around
the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, 'What do you do for
a living?'
'I'm a hit man,' was the reply.
'You're joking!' was the response.
'No, I'm not,' he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. 'Here
are my tools.'
'That's a beautiful telescopic sight,' said the other friend, 'Can I
take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.' So he
picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of
his house.
'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can
see right in the window.' 'Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom.. Ha
Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there
with her......He's naked, too!!!
Fuming, he turned to the hit man, 'How much do you charge for a hit?'
'I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull
the trigger.'
'Can you do two for me now?'
'Sure, what do you want?'
'First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.'
'Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off
to teach him a lesson.'
The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for
a few minutes.
'Are you going to do it or not?' said the friend impatiently.
'Just be patient,' said the hit man calmly, 'I think I can save you a grand here.....'
local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them,
'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'
'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started playing and
enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around
the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, 'What do you do for
a living?'
'I'm a hit man,' was the reply.
'You're joking!' was the response.
'No, I'm not,' he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. 'Here
are my tools.'
'That's a beautiful telescopic sight,' said the other friend, 'Can I
take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.' So he
picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of
his house.
'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can
see right in the window.' 'Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom.. Ha
Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there
with her......He's naked, too!!!
Fuming, he turned to the hit man, 'How much do you charge for a hit?'
'I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull
the trigger.'
'Can you do two for me now?'
'Sure, what do you want?'
'First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.'
'Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off
to teach him a lesson.'
The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for
a few minutes.
'Are you going to do it or not?' said the friend impatiently.
'Just be patient,' said the hit man calmly, 'I think I can save you a grand here.....'
as you have to live your life in Hull, ok then
Albert, thanks for that mate very grateful
I'll PM Minxy about how helpful you have been
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tomorrow super